grabthefishhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for How I Met Your Mother, and Psych. Big fan of Harry/Draco, Hermione/Draco, Dean/Castiel and Shassie love! (Harry Potter, Supernatural and Psych, respectively) Harnessing the power of melodrama since 1987. Can be found on AO3 under the same pen name. Currently writing: - Psych Mixtape: Season 3 (A Shassie Love Story); based on Season 3 & an 80's-centric songlist. Basically what they didn't show you on your t.v. screen. The story behind the story, as it were, all the while keeping as canonical as possible - The Cocksucker's Compendium; a series of interconnected stories wherein Shawn and Carlton suck each other off and what comes of it (other than them, of course) -Miscellaneous Psychtober fics |
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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7483 - Favs: 8,923 - Follows: 10,896 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
So Cruel by the.goal.is.greatness
[Companion to Love Should Be a Crime] Between the horses of love and lust, we are trampled underfoot. [Shawn x Lassiter] [drabble]
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2018 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] - Complete
Inverse by Elesrea reviews
Dumbledore asks Hermione to carry out a secret mission before the start of her fourth year. "Keep the Time Turner, Miss Granger. I want you to use it to help Mr. Malfoy reevaluate his beliefs. He is now depending on you." HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,646 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W.
Juliet's in the Closet? by PsychLassieFan4Ever reviews
SHASSIE bit of smut, from Juliet's POV (oops!)
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Wascals by copyallcatsandacrobats reviews
Shawn and Juliet have an open relationship and are quite happy together...until they run into someone they used to know that they've both always been interested in. They all spend the night together, but it's soon clear that they all want more. (Shawn/Juliet/Lassiter OT3 series PART ONE.)
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Shawn S., Juliet oH.] Carlton L., Burton G./Gus - Complete
The Ship of Dreams by Kira Loves reviews
"It was the ship of dreams," well, it's the ship of Shawn's dreams. Shawn gets to take part in a re-enactment of the Titanic times but so does Lassiter.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Crazy is My Line of Work by fmapreshwab reviews
When couples start turning up dead in Santa Barbara, it's up to Shawn Spencer to set things right. Well, it's not really up to him at all, but it will be if he has anything to say about it. Slash, eventual Shassie, rated for language and safety.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,089 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
1930 by Nixa Jane reviews
See a penny. Pick it up. Shawn/Lassiter Slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Psych Mixtape: Season 3 (A Shassie Lovestory) reviews
What they didn't show you on the series, set to an awesome 80's soundtrack. Starring Shawn Spencer! Carlton Lassiter! Burton Guster! Juliet O'Hara! Karen Vick! Henry Spencer! Feat: A High School Reunion! Denial! Betrayal! Sweet Sweet Man Kisses! Karaoke Night! Frame Jobs! Blow Jobs! Blow-ups! Helicopter Rides! Laser Tag! The Dead Clown Story! & much, much more! *New chpt 1-13 up
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
The Truth Untold reviews
Shawn has sex; Carlton has an epiphany. OR Two smart men are stupidly in love.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2019 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
On A Dark Desert Highway reviews
When Juliet is targeted by a devil-worshipping serial killer, Shawn and Carlton join forces to hunt the bastard across California in order to enact their revenge, eventually finding themselves trapped in a decrepit-looking and definitely haunted hotel, forced to confront both the supernatural and their feelings for each other in order to get out and get the bad guy.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2018 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
The Cocksucker's Compendium 2: Secondhand Blues reviews
This is the tale of the second time Shawn sucked Carlton's cock. On New Years Eve, Shawn finds Carlton a drunken disaster on Juliet's doorstep and takes him back home to piece the man back together again. After Lassie sobers up, emotional sexytimes ensue. *Chpt 3 coming soon!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
The Pineapple Project
They'd spent the last two hours carving, Carlton covered in orange goo and Shawn in yellow, the psychic having convinced the cop that it was entirely acceptable to stick a candle in a pineapple instead of a pumpkin...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
The Cocksucker's Compendium
A series of interconnected stories describing all the times wherein Shawn and Lassie have sucked cock.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
The Bracket: 12 Hrs To Live
Based on the episode "The Bracket"; Barney scores a trip to France with the 12 Hrs to Live play.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Barney S. - Complete
