Two girls falling into Middle Earth.. sounds Mary-Suish. It also sounds like the beginning of a bad joke. To Aubrey, that is exactly what it is. Finding out your dad is the equivalent of an alien isn't exactly easy. But realizing that he is from the world of a bedtime story is even worse. Dealing with the struggles of being peredhil, can Aubrey make her way in this odd new world?

Never, NEVER, assume that your family is anywhere near normal. They could be the FBI, the Mafia, or worst of all they could be... dwarves. My name is Collie, and for the record, even though the company calls me lassie, I am NOT a dog. I had once thought my redneck cousins were crazy— but that was before I've met *this* side of the family.

Young Kaina was training to be a Jedi when the Sith arose in the galaxy once more. After letting the Force guide her to the path of immortality, she fully expects to wake up as a Force Ghost like Qui-Gon. But the strange powers of the universe intercede and she wakes up in Middle Earth instead. Will her broken trust mend after the betrayal she somehow survived?

Riley Moore ends up in Middle Earth during the War of the Ring. Sounds like a Mary Sue, right? That would be because it is. Mary Sue, Tenth Walker, and filled to the brim with humor! Mistakes will be made, first chapters will be bumpy, and plots will be scrambled. But maybe, just maybe, this story will turn out all right. And perhaps Riley won't turn out too bad either...

Causing no little amount of chaos and hilarity, Riley Moore travels through Middle Earth and beyond, striking a well-placed fear into the hearts of the rulers whose realms she visits. A continuation of my story 'So Not Happening'. Just for a bit of fun, on my part.