I am a Golden Goddess of ice bitchiness, sarcasm, and apples. Anyone who doesn’t agree is a . I have the golden arrows of wit and lack of shame at my side, and have in my possesion a literary whore’s bible. (Irony is spiffy.) I have yet to grasp the concept of keeping my mouth shut (or word limits) so my ramblings and profiles can seem to be boundless. In contrast, my stories and poems are most always three inches long.

I started reading fan fiction a while back when I stumbled upon this site and was intrigued by the concept of fans writing stories based on copyrighted material, for other fans. I began writing fan fiction when I became so bored with it I could pick out flaws in my sleep, and when I decided that I actually had a smite of talent compared to some of these twits. It sounds woefully egotistical, but, sadly, it’s the truth.

It became a rarity in which I could find a story I didn’t feel the urge to take a jackhammer to my computer over, (not that I’m saying there aren’t fabulous tidbits of imagination out there) and so I finally gave into the urge to stick my foot into the brick door of fandoms.

Fandoms I’d be interested in writing for:

Star Wars, Phantom of The Opera, National Treasure, Harry Potter, Titanic, Gladiator, Finding Neverland, Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, The Breakfast Club, erm...can't remember...

Other things (ie. books, film, etc..) I lub (or enjoy) but don’t particularly feel like contributing to.Either because it‘s already perfection in a little box, or it‘s too terribly foolish that I’d feel like a dingbat for writing about it. ie Tamora Pierce. I‘ll let you decide which is which:

Moulin Rogue, Chicago, Troy, Anything by Jane Austen, Jane Eyre, House, M.D., Enchanted Forest Chronicles, The Red Tent, Sherlock Holmes, Lemony Snicket (The books, not that dreadful other thing.), A College of Magics, Hawksong (Although the sequal was vaguely disappointing)

That is me harnessed into four paragraphs. Cheers!