Goofy poem about the early episodes of Naruto, with super rhyming action!

The story of a different group of homunculi: failed experiments based on seven not so deadly sins, including Stupidity, Alcoholism, and Petty Theft.

Sauron, after barely surviving the War of the Ring, finds a fragment of the Ring of Power. After a bumbling attempt at rebuilding it, the Ring escapes. Sauron must draft the help of a hobbit, an oliphaunt, a balrog, and a familiar zombie to get it back.