Puddin'shide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Suicide Squad. Hiya! So, I've been reading a lot of Dramione fanfics lately and really wanted to write and share some of my own! I'm a huge Dramione shipper, and LOVE Draco Malfoy (obviously, who doesn't?). I also love Joker X Harley Quinn fanfics. Yes, their relationship is not normal, which is to be expected with their states of mind. Yes, it is abusive. If you don't like it, that's fine. You can choose to read it or not. Don't put your opinions on other people for enjoying different ships than you. I enjoy reading them because I'm a fan of their story, but I do not support real life relationships like them. In fact, I also read Harley X Poison Ivy fanfics, and enjoy those more because at least their relationship is not toxic (ha). Y'all can call me C, if you wanna talk... IF you like my stories, please let me know! Thanks! Love ya! |
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The Journal of Harley Quinn OR My Descent Into Madness by onceuponatimelady reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel is a relatively new psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum and is about to start the most intriguing case of her career. She will fall down the rabbit hole of desire and psychosis, transforming herself into the Queen of Gotham City. In the Joker she finds all she has ever wanted and more. In herself she finds just how dark her desires can get.HQxJ DD/LG BDSM Swinger AU
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,037 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, OC
The One With Whiskey Eyes by stAnd out - SHOUT OUT reviews
Soulmate AU. Not everyone had a soulmate, there were many in the world who were unmarked. Iris Mayfair, however, has been forced to hide her skin for nearly thirty years. She doesn't have just one or two soulmates-even three would make people sneer and judge; no, she has twenty-three legible marks on her skin; with a blurry, unfinished twenty-fourth blooming across her flesh.
Split - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,452 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/11/2017 - [Barry, OC, Dennis, Patricia]
Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Hyperteenager24 reviews
Batman had many fears...the Joker pro-creating was one of them.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17297 - Favs: 29,923 - Follows: 16,495 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7463 - Favs: 8,866 - Follows: 10,836 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Mark of Insanity by thequeenofpeace14 reviews
Doctor Harleen Quinzel never expected her soulmate to end up being her first ever patient at Arkham Asylum, The Joker. But the soulmate identifying tattoos never lie. A Joker/Harley fic with a Soulmate twist. AU. Sexual themes, violence. M rate soon.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,416 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
This Vow by Vanillasiren reviews
Summary: He thought it was just a bunch of crap – one last line he came up with to manipulate the pretty little doctor into choosing her own death. He was wrong, and she knows it. My take on the Harley/Joker story.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,223 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Love is Pain-How did you ever think otherwise? by Evenstar24 reviews
Starting with the end: who is Harley Quinn without the Joker? In her final moments she has to make a choice. To know why, you have to understand that there are versions of versions of everything. A flash of warmth, and blue, and a moment to do as she is told- one last time. These are the things that can never be shared.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Inmate by Mabel Madness reviews
(4th in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse Joker and Harley Quinn. When the infamous clown couple get captured during one of their 'date nights', Harley experiences what it feels like on the other side of the glass. Being under the care of her ex colleagues and heightened security, how will she cope being back to where it all started? Rated M.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,213 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman
Family Portrait by UglyDucklingPsychoSwan reviews
All actions have consequences. The past has caught up with the Joker and Harley and it's a race against time to live or die.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,862 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Bruce Wayne/Batman, OC - Complete
Mad Love: The Final Chapter by AmberZ10 reviews
Sequel to Mad Love: A New Beginning The story of lives lived.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 92 - Words: 310,303 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy] [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
Blood of the Crown by stAnd out - SHOUT OUT reviews
Many had been foolish enough to steal from the Joker in the past. It was business when he took their blood as payment for their transgressions. Just business. But someone stealing his girls away from him is entirely personal. His Queen and Crown had been snatched up; offence to the Queen and a crack in his Crown, blood was due to the Clown Prince of Gotham. Joker/OC/Harley Polygamy
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,468 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 9/1/2016 - [The Joker, OC, Harley Quinn] - Complete
Toxic Love by UglyDucklingPsychoSwan reviews
"We're going to tear Samantha Drake to pieces." What lengths will Harley and Joker go to secure their future? When their future and their legacy is threatened, they have to prove why they are the King and Queen of Gotham for once and for all. Sequel to Young Gods, not necessary to have read that first.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,955 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Amanda Waller, Bruce Wayne/Batman - Complete
Wizards On The Streets by torigingerfox reviews
8th year post-war little OS created for Dramione Love Minifest 2016. A school trip to Milan, no magic allowed during the day…and a horrid sense of direction. Hermione gets lost in the Milanese streets with Draco Malfoy as her only companion
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Boss by Mabel Madness reviews
(3rd in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse. The Joker's club 'The King of Diamonds' is facing some issues. Harley wants to help, and the Joker reluctantly accepts her offer. It's bound to be a recipe for disaster. Rated M for Violence, language and sexual content. You have been warned.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,458 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, OC
Falling In Love With A Homicidal Maniac by seasprite15 reviews
My take on how an intelligent woman could fall in love with someone who is as crazy as the Joker. How slow spiraling events lead her into his madness. How the Joker goes about falling in love with a woman who is so sane. ON HIATUS
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,994 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman
Finally Home by GeminiWolf89 reviews
Picks up after The Joker busts Harley Quinn out of Belle Reeve at the end of the movie! Fluff and sexual content inside! Please be gentle, as I've never written these two before!
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,043 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Just Grin and Bare It by Travs reviews
When newly-graduated doctor Harleen Quinzel is accepted as a new member of staff at Arkham Asylum, she felt as if there was no patient that she could not help. Faced with a problem like the Joker, things turned out differently. She thought that she had been curing him of his problems, when in reality he had been forcing his own upon her. Rated M for later chapters.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,536 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Gangster by Jigglywigglypuff reviews
Harley Quinn falls in love with a gangster and is seduced into a life of crime, money, and mayhem.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,502 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Come On, Baby by Harley Quinn246 reviews
A night between Harley Quinn and the Joker after they come home from Belle Reeve. Takes place after their initial celebration on the bearskin rug. Please review! Have decided to add to this with random Harley/Joker scenes since I've gotten such a positive response. Thanks so much guys!
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,709 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
A Darker Shade of Love by Caitlin Robbins reviews
When it comes to love, don't we all go a little crazy? Psychiatric intern Dr. Harleen Quinzel volunteered for a therapy session with the Joker and got in deeper than she bargained for. A Suicide Squad fan fiction, set pre-movie, and semi AU to the movie, and comics.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Puddin and Pumpkin by I.D.E.C reviews
Harley Quinn and The Joker are fighting again. We all know what happens when everything comes to a crescendo. [HarleyxJoker One-shots. Possibly some two/three-shots. PM or Review if you want me to write one with a specific prompt.] Rated M for a reason.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Crazy by AhoyCapnTia reviews
The transformation from Harleen to Harley inspired by the Suicide Squad movie, comic books, video games and cartoons. Eventual Suicide Squad.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,839 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Mad Love- A New Beginning by AmberZ10 reviews
[Recently "remastered] What if Dr. Harleen Quinzel stopped in front of Poison Ivy's cell that first day rather than Joker's? -set in a mildly alternate universe-
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 88,302 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy] [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
A Killer Punchline by MeantToBe4Evermore reviews
Harley/Joker. Harley/Deadshot. Early on in teaming with the Joker, Harley messes up big time and after facing the consequences, tries to end it all. When she comes to, she's not the same Harley the Joker remembers - she's empowered and ready and able to leave him. But is the Joker ready to give her up? Please Review!
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 7/11/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] Deadshot
Heartbreakingly Beautiful by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
"You're mine." I held my breath, waiting to wake up, waiting for this nightmare to dissolve, but she slowly nodded her head, confirming that it was true. Ron has been too busy to realize he has been replaced...Until it is too late. Reformatted! Draco/Hermione AU/OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,115 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Brown Eyed Siren by Juliet Dawson reviews
Draco has dark thoughts. But when he finally noticed her for the first time, those dark thoughts faded away. And her laugh, luring him in like a siren. A prequel to Red, Blood Red. Slightly Dark!Draco, takes place during 6th Year. Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Ron/Lavender
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 4/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W.
The First Snow by MrsMalfoyxoxo reviews
'Maybe the snow isn't so bad after all,' Draco thought to himself as he claimed her sweet lips again. *DRAMIONE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Raucous Affair by torigingerfox reviews
What could happen during an innocent Tea at Malfoy Manor? Probably the most awkward, hilarious and irreverent hour that Theo has ever had to endure, while waiting for Draco and his future wife to shut er, I meant show up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Lost and Delirious by torigingerfox reviews
ON HIATUS 'You. Are. A. Monster. I just hope that someone will eventually wipe that grin off your face for good, Malfoy. It's too easy being the big bad boy here, though. I bet you are wetting yourself at the idea that you'll soon become a Death Eater. Because we both know you will. You wouldn't refuse, would you? You aim to please your daddy after all..." ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,427 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Harley, Poison, Lust, and Ivy by Lunarelle reviews
Harley's rocket has just crashed on top of Ivy's lab. Ivy, who's been watching her for quite some time, takes care of her and shows her how she can get over The Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy] - Complete
Green Roses by Mrs. Boojangles reviews
When Harley is beaten within an inch of her life, something in her drastically changes. With Ivy at her side, can she fight the demons in her life and move forward? Or will the Joker kill what he can no longer have? Harley/Ivy. M for content, sex, and language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,194 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Reluctant by TakingBackSunday reviews
“I’m wearing my Slytherin knickers.” She offered feebly. “I’ll be able to spot those easily during the match.” Granger, she’s Malfoy’s. This is their forbidden affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hype by TakingBackSunday reviews
Sequel to 'What if'. The public's modern, magical...literally..., fairytale told through the tabloids. Will the media tear Draco and Hermione apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Rotten & Damaged reviews
Harley Quinn was a normal girl, once. Joker made her who she is today. As Harleen Quinzel slowly follows Joker down the rabbit-hole, what happens to Joker? Tells the story of Harleen becoming Harley, some Suicide squad, and Batman Adventures: Mad Love scenes. Told from Harley and Joker's POV's. Forewarning: deals with abuse. Harley/ Harleen X The Joker
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,890 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Forever or Nothing reviews
Hermione and Draco are Head Girl and Boy. They share more than a Common Room, they share secrets. Draco is in love, but Hermione is confused. What will happen between these two House-crossed lovers? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
