Nya! Hello!

Does anyone have a muse I could borrow? Anyone? My Roy muse got fed up with how long I was taking to work on my fic idea, said he was going to go snog with Ed, and hasn't come out of their room for a couple of months.

I'm a demented fic-writer in south Texas. I'm currently obsessed with Full Metal Alchemist, Saiyuki, and Yami no Matsuei, but I change obsessions every couple months. And I'm on Deviantart! Look for Kaisers-minion! (www . kaisers-minion . deviantart . com)

Also, I have revisited my FF7 obsession. Watch for fics coming soon.

If you want short not-quite-great stories and drabbles, this is the place for you. If you want fics that are actually good, what are you doing here? Go check my favorites list.

P.S. I love RoyxEd. Flames will be used to make s'mores. Mmm, s'mores.

P.P.S. I realized I had forgotten to put disclaimers in my stuff, so I am putting a disclaimer here instead. I don't own FMA, I don't own Saiyuki, I don't own Skippy's List, I don't own anything that I may be writing a fic for in the future. What I do own is a very stinky ferret. And you can't have him.