Currently holds "official" title for funniest GTA fic writer.

Is currently at war with Actionmax. Where did you go, man? Probably the same place I did, to be honest...

Shout out to Jamie (AKA Phoenix Master), for no reason, really.

Story to read right now: "Unconditional Love" by the Phoenix Master himself. Do it, you know you can't resist. I should probably catch up with it too.

I've been forced by the embodiment of the devil (Phoenix Master) to do something with this profile, which has had few changes since I joined the site a good three or four millennia ago.

Personally I don't think people actually want to read this stuff, and judging by the hit counter for my profile page, they don't. But whatever. We'll do it in survey format again.

Name: Kris

Age: 16

This whole section shall be redone!

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My stories, in order of distance from completion:

GTA: Big Brother - Carl, Claude and Tommy are trapped in Liberty City's latest TV flop until their eviction, and with Lazlow as the host, you know it'll never happen. New guests are added each chapter, drop me a line with your ideas, I'd love to hear em. STATUS - ONGOING, NO END IN SIGHT!

Fame Or Fugitive - I guess the best way to describe it is my GTA story. It's first person, and it's all action from start to finish. Features familiar faces from GTAs gone past, and a new approach to the stuff Rockstar didn't explain. The main reason it's here is for a look at how I've improved since I joined the site, it's pretty noticable, especially in chapter size. STATUS - AWAITING FINAL CHAPTER. SEQUEL?

The Game Of Life - Carl, Claude and Tommy (again). This time they are traveling through famous video games for some bizarre reason. A random tale of idiocy and Abe's Oddyssey. Even I don't know what'll happen next. STATUS - PAUSED, CAN'T BE BOTHERED

Pardon From An Angel (PFAA) - You think your life is sorted, on the rise, but you're wrong. His family is killed, and a whirlwind of anger and sadness overwhelms him. Left with nothing, he has to work his way back to the top, the memory of his dead family always fresh in his mind, revenge at the top of his list. STATUS - COMPLETE! FIRST MULTI-CHAPTERED STORY I'VE FINISHED IN OVER A YEAR!

Vertical Bird - The San Andreas Mission rewritten in a humourous way, everything goes wrong, resulting in much pain and death for CJ. STATUS - ONE SHOT, FINISHED

Cabmageddon - Novel form of the Vice City Kaufman Kabs missions (all three of em). Puts a more action packed and imaginative spin on them. Bear in mind I wrote this a while ago, I figure I can do better. STATUS - ONE SHOT, FINISHED

Gang Warfare - All the gangs in Liberty battle it out after some interference from the Leones. Very short, very old, still good. STATUS - ONE SHOT, FINISHED

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OMG! NEW SECTION!1!shift+1!

Here are some people who's work you MUST read.

This whole section pending a complete makeover!

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I have a C2 community for comedy stories featuring GTA in any sort of significant way. It's in the general section. Drop me a line to get something added.

Peace out.