Aspiring writer and born dork.

I love dark humor and puns.

At the risk of sounding like a complete douche canoe, fanfics are super fun breaks from my more serious author attempts. They help keep me at my daily word goal.

Feel free to send me requests, they're usually challenging in some way or the other and make me practice different styles.

I ship Hollstein and Bubbline. Something about grumpy badasses and bubbly companions gettin' into whimsical fuckery. If you know of other gal pals along a similar description, holler at me.