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Author has written 8 stories for Sherlock, and School for Good and Evil.

2019 EDIT: not ever coming back to this account lmao, this is all super cringe.

2017 cringe: It's Juliet here! Juliet the I-Don't-Know-How-to-Write-A-Bio, Juliet.

I'm an artist, singer, song-writer and poet. Also a procrastinator. Huuuuugggge procrastinator. Also, I obsess over colors. I prefer Old Lace over Buttercream, though, Eggshell is pretty great too.

I would list all of my subscriptions, but uh, I have too many?? Yeah. This is a super in sync post that I'm going to cringe at later. You can tell I'm a scattered person already, probably. I'm that awkward person at the party, standing by the snack table, eating all of your food being unable to hold a conversation because you can't tell whether or not I'm talking about murder, tea, or Sherlock.

I'm interested in co-writing a story for BBC Sherlock. Feel free to ask, or if you have a concept in mind, let me know! If you're just interested in co-writing a story but don't have a concept, we can work one out together.

I'm also open to requests/prompts. Don't be afraid to ask for whatever you like and if you want to stay anonymous for whatever reason, be sure to just review it on one of my stories. Please note that I am not familiar enough with the Marvel/DC Universe or certain animes/TV shows to write fanfiction about it. The stories I would be most comfortable with writing are Sherlock and The School for Good and Evil, as I've written stories for both of those. However, please do not limit your requests to just those two. Thank you!

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15 minutes by elbafo reviews
Sex doesn't alarm him, but how would he know? Sherlock takes offence at being called The Virgin. A series of encounters—sexual and not—between Sherlock and a prostitute. Sherlock loses his virginity, but finds something else. Starts post S2E1. Adheres to canon events. Missing scenes and in-betweens. S4 NOW COMPLETE! *BONUS CHAPTER!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 122 - Words: 588,992 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 7/29/2019 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] - Complete
The List by Jedi Holmes reviews
Sherlock's list had an origin. Where he wrote down everything he'd taken. An agreement based on history, experience, and promise made between brothers. It was designed to save his life when he ultimately overdosed. One-shot of Sherlock and Mycroft in the TAB flashback.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Rude Interruptions: A Johnlock & Mystrade Fanfiction by KooksKabooks reviews
On the notion of "brotherly duties," Sherlock interrupts Mycroft's first date with Greg Lestrade. After snooping through the D.I.'s phone and finding their dinner plans, Sherlock just couldn't resist. Now, while the interruption was unexpected to Mycroft, Sherlock's plans for John that involved a certain silver ring were not. And he knows just how to get back at his little brother.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade]
These Dreams by taitofan reviews
After Mabel spills a secret, Dipper ends up alone with Bill, facing an even more humiliating situation. Now he's playing a dangerous game with the demon... And he doesn't want to stop it. (various kink warnings inside)
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,324 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Bill, Dipper P.] [Mabel P., Pacifica N.]
A Study In Dreams by johnlocked91 reviews
Sherlock get's injured during a case and he goes into a coma, leaving a guilty john at his bedside. Sherlock, still in the coma, wakes up in his bed to find that everything is different, including his relationship with John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mary M.
She's My Daughter by sparkles321 reviews
Moriarty drug the knife across the girl's arm. "Naughty Sherlock. You didn't tell me you had a daughter. Oh! Perhaps you didn't even know. Did you have an AFFAIR?" Sherlock' s voice was calm, but his hands uncharacteristically shook. "I was married." "Oh,my. A woman loved YOU? This is your daughter?" "Let her go! She has nothing you want.""You didn't answer me!"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,207 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC
One Last Cigarette by Jedi Holmes reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock are headed home for Christmas when tragedy runs a red light, and Sherlock loses his big brother. Warning: Character Death, Brother Feels.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Internet Killed The Video Star by Basser reviews
The Yarders discover some old photographs while investigating a crime scene. "Good lord, he was in a band."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H.
Please Say Something by Coletta reviews
THE CONCLUSION. After Sherlock comes out, John thinks he's happy for his flatmate until he starts struggling with unexpected feelings of homophobia. Sherlock's trust is shattered when John breaks his promise to accept him unconditionally. CelibateSherlock/StraightJohn.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Death and Resurrection of Sherlock Holmes by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which Sherlock reflects on what his relationship with John means to him. Companion piece to "From the Blog of John H. Watson: On Sherlock." Warning: Attempted sexual assault, suicide, drug use, angst, asexual!angst. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!Jo
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Derogatory
A series of one-shots regarding the good ol' days in all different AUs... You know, when Sherlock got beat up and bullied. Rated M for sexual themes and possible violence. Nothing explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,155 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 3/15/2017 - Sherlock H.
Forbidden reviews
The School for Good and Evil is no more; in it's place, a school for murderers and cheaters. With a war waging between the anybody not in Gavaldon and everybody in Gavaldon, the little, once humble town is in ruins. The Elders are forced to draft the few people left into the war, no matter if they'll even make it to their military base. Sophie and Agatha are torn apart once again.
School for Good and Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2017 - Sophie, Agatha, The School Master, Kiko
Remember Redbeard? reviews
Water is not cleansing, because it is not worth anything. Water is a resource that no one cares about. People do what they want with water. To clean herself, she would have to spill blood. And if she couldn't kill people... That meant there was only one thing left for her to kill.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Teen Sherlock
An alternate universe of Sherlock in adolescence... maybe?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,697 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Sherlock H., John W.
Just Elope Already reviews
In which Sherlock gets married. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Irene A.
Duffifie reviews
Blood is so red, tears may be blue, Sherlock is dead, John wants to be too. /Poems/
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Picasso reviews
Sherlock Holmes, the art prodigy. Well, sort of. Mycroft might have something to say about that.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Caring is an Advantage reviews
The texts between two reluctant brothers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
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