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Joined 01-05-16, id: 7427671, Profile Updated: 07-24-16
Author has written 4 stories for Gilmore Girls.

"She likes to do this thing in the morning with the triple espresso."

-- Rory Gilmore, Gilmore Girls s4e17, "A Family Matter"


In all actuality, I prefer four shots (in the form of an iced Americano or a nonfat latte), but what can ya do? ;)

2015 was my first foray into writing fanfic (Gilmore Girls), though I have been a long-time reader of X-Files fic (which I dare not attempt to write).

You can also find me on Tumblr (JumpingCattleHockey DOT tumblr DOT com; this site doesn't let you link to Tumblr, apparently, heh!) and Twitter (@JCHespresso in case the link gets removed). More permanent website thing coming... someday. Tumblr works nicely for now, though, and my fanfic page also has hints of fic yet to be posted.

Say hi! See you around!

- JCH (2016-07-01)

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Common Ground by Meags09 reviews
Set after 702 "That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee". Lorelai and Luke separately run into the other's ex, who both give unexpected insight with the help of a little booze. Can we prevent a French Twist? Let's find out. Betaed by Skinfull and cheerleaded by JumpingCattleHockey.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 10/17/2016 - [Luke D., Lorelai G.] Max M., Nicole L. - Complete
The Mysterious Package by Meags09 reviews
Pre-series LL hookup. Lorelai discovers grown-up toys in order to combat her dateless life. Unapologetic smut ensues.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [Luke D., Lorelai G.] - Complete
Becoming Ava Gardner by Meags09 reviews
My guess as to why Luke and Lorelai are still unmarried by the time the revival starts. Written before the debut of A Year In The Life. Complete. Updated with bonus Luke POV chapter. Definitely completed now. (Bumped up rating for language in last chapter.)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,749 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 9/18/2016 - [Lorelai G., Luke D.] - Complete
Paying Her Tab by deepfriedcake reviews
Lorelai is running on empty while trying to get the Dragonfly ready to open. Good thing Luke is always there with an endless supply of napkins and free meatloaf. One-shot, late Season 4, before anyone has seen any faces.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Lorelai G., Luke D., Sookie St. J. - Complete
Hooking Up Later by Natalie122333 reviews
One shot. Takes place in 502. Lorelai and Luke "hook up later" (as Luke said in the ep)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Lorelai in Wonderland by Meags09 reviews
Lorelai wakes up with no memory of the previous two years. Inspired by the fic "Waking Up In Love". Set in season 5 AU, just after "But Not as Cute as Pushkin".
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,542 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - [Lorelai G., Luke D.] - Complete
Reconciling by Handful of Barbie reviews
A mostly post-series 'fixer', this JavaJunkie story begins with the kiss near the end of "Bon Voyage" and will eventually cover two months or so that follow. Rating is conservative; more romance than smut.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,211 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
For Better or For Worse by Jessahme Wren reviews
Post-"I Want to Believe." Mulder and Scully spend time away from the darkness and pledge themselves to each other. Oneshot.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [D. Scully, F. Mulder] - Complete
Father's Day, 2007 by Fish Bag reviews
Luke and Rory meet up in an airport, post-finale. He's on his way to visit April; she's on her way to see Christopher. Things change...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Lorelai G., Rory G., Luke D.
A Change of Heart by appledown reviews
Lorelai is faced with matters of the heart, both her father's and her own.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,635 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Planting Hope by I love Lukey reviews
Luke brings Lorelai a present that will last for generations. They reminisce about the past, dream about the future, and celebrate the present. Set in Season 4, the night before the test run.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,761 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
Mend on Wednesday by Once Upon a Whim reviews
There are times in your life when things need fixing. But sometimes… Sometimes things fix themselves while you’re not even watching.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,979 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
That Couple Life by Mag68 reviews
A series of missing scenes wishful thinking from seasons five, six and seven depicting Lorelai and Luke's time together as a couple.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,030 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
I Think We'll Stay In by Bellybuttonsarecool reviews
A Vineyard Valentine. Lorelai and Luke, and their first night in Martha's Vineyard in season 6. M is pretty mild.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
If You're Fond of Sand Dunes and Salty Air by OldFashionedGrl reviews
Usually Richard and Emily Gilmore spend their summers at the Cape. Why is this summer different? What will happen when a spontanious invitation is given and accepted? Features Richard, Emily, Lorelai and Luke and is set the August after 'Bon Voyage.'
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
American Flags and Syrup by UnaVitaSegreta reviews
Post Season 7 smutty story! Luke, Lorelai, and some fun one morning in the kitchen.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,602 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
The Last Full Measure by buckice reviews
Something in him said that she had come because he needed her, because he had asked, because, after all, she loved him and what wouldn’t she do for the man she loved. A post season 6 LL fic.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,526 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Emerald Night by Mrs Dionysius O'Gall reviews
Lorelai remembers the night before...post episode for 6.15, A Vineyard Valentine
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Two Roads Diverged by Casting Aspersions reviews
To be or not to be, that is the question. AU end of season 3.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Though We May Roam by Casting Aspersions reviews
She’d loved the travel the people and places so different from her own. This wasn’t the life for her however. She knew it sounded corny but it turned out there really was no place like home.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Separation Anxiety by Lula Bo reviews
Set just after the S4 finale. Rory leaves with Emily for Italy to figure herself out while Lorelai struggles with her new relationship with Luke back in Stars Hollow.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,233 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004
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Signs reviews
Written for Meags09's Lorelai's Birthday Ficathon! Takes place between Afterboom and Luke Can See Her Face.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Lorelai G., Luke D.] - Complete
Less Complicated reviews
Self-made challenge: Prevent "Partings" from happening in under 5 chapters. Takes place immediately following "Driving Miss Gilmore".
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Luke D., Lorelai G.] - Complete
A Shattered Mess reviews
Luke finds clarity over a broken bottle of wine. Takes place during some point post "Partings", in early season 7 and, as such, is nothing but 650ish words of angst.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Luke D. - Complete
Defining All In reviews
Begins a few days after Bon Voyage. Life moves forward as our favorite Stars Hollow residents learn the meaning of home, the importance of family, and what it really means to be "all in".
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,757 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [Lorelai G., Luke D.] Rory G. - Complete