Mostly Sam/OC smut. Hints to past Dean/OC. I've been toying with an idea for a series, but for now it's a mostly PWP oneshot. MATURE READERS ONLY!

Gandalf calls her seer, Balin calls her a prophetess, and Thorin calls her Witch. She is Cassandra, and she is from a world where Thorin Oakensheild is nothing more than a character in a book. Rated M for language, adult content, and explicit sex. Thorin/OC

Percy is Sherlock's personal assistant (read: babysitter). Hired by Mycroft (AKA The Bane of Percy's Existence), she does everything for Sherlock: cooks, cleans, gets him to his appointments, covers for him in socially awkward situations. Her secret, though, is that she doesn't only do it for the pay. She's in love with Sherlock Holmes, but he can never know. ON HIATUS

FORMERLY ON LADYLOSERFACE'S PROFILE: I'm scared today, more than I told you I was yesterday. Give me a moment to catch my breath, and hold me every second left. I won't make it alone, I need something to hold... Don't count the miles, count the 'I love yous'. Sequel to Talking to the Moon, Dean/OC ON HIATUS

FORMERLY LOVESONG BY LADYLOSERFACE: Tawny Singer grew up a hunter. She, Dean, and Sam were as close as close could be. This is their story.