The basics; my name is Alicia, and I like to write, and draw, and frolic.

I'm just your average schizophrenic fifteen-year-old with access to Black Market nuclear missiles. You know, that old story.

(My username is meant to be ironic. I'm egotistical, yes, but not in this instance. Huzzah.)

On the Printing Press: Nothing! No inspiration. Too much school. Not enough weekends.

"And now for something completely different."
Continuity Announcer (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

"Lighten up, Chuckles. I'm not such a bad guy...once you get to know me."
-Red X (Teen Titans)

"Leonardo: It's quiet...maybe too quiet."
"Michelangelo: Now, see, how does Leo make that line work?"
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"Sorry, kid. Some guys don't like to play the hero."
-Red X (Teen Titans)

"Donatello: You're a claustrophobic!
Casey Jones: You wanna' fist in your mouth? I've never even looked at another guy!"
-TMNT; The Movie

"Master Splinter: I've always been partial to...Cowabunga.
Turtles: (High-five.) COWABUNGA!
Splinter: Hehe... I made a funny."
-TMNT; The Movie

"Master Splinter: And remember, 'Go ninja, go ninja, go!' (Laughing) I made another funny!"
-TMNT; The Secret of the Ooze

"That thing looks like a giant toilet! Which, I guess, makes me the Tidy-Bowl turtle."
-Michelangelo (TMNT)

"Gar! Steve's gotta' go drain the sea-monster."
-Steve the Pirate (Dodgeball; A True Underdog Story)

"Miguel: I am Miguel!
Tulio: And I am Tulio!
Miguel: And they call us Miguel and Tulio!"
-The Road to El Dorado

"And for Christ's sake, leave the damn monkey!"
-World Comedy Tour Comic (Whose name I've forgotten.)