Once upon a time, I was a young teenager, and I wrote the stories on this profile :

Elfea, Goddess of the Sunset. But who even knows what email I used to create that account. One day I might actually upload the rest of Death Alone Cannot Part Us, since it's the only fic from those high school glory days that I ever finished. No promises, though - Digimon don't tug at my heart-strings like it used to.
What do I like now? Cyborgs, please, and some body horror, if you'd be so kind.

As for me, I'm less sugar-fuelled now; I'm a grown-up. I have letters after my name, and shit. I've moved on to coffee, and Fanfiction is now a secret and guilty pleasure. All of my jokes are self-depreciating. I promise.

Oh, and "kakophon" is a tidy little bastardisation of cacophony -

from French cacophonie, from Greek kakophōnia, from kakophōnos ‘ill-sounding,’ from kakos ‘bad’ phōnē ‘sound.’

I told you about the humour.