Black Ryu Lord: Hello! I'm to lazy too do anything! I'm too lazy to update all of the time. If you get an update sooner than every decade, it's my sister sailorstar165.

Sailorstar165 (yes, it's the actual Salorstar165): He's a very lazy person, so I'll do his introductions. He loves violent anime and video games, swearing, and karate. Did I miss anything?

Ryu: Yes, you forgot my obsession of dragons and katanas.

Sailorstar165: Well sorry! You're too lazy to do this yourself!

Ryu: Whatever.

Sailorstar165: Ugh... My bro's annoying. Anyway, read his fics. I help him out, so you can expect these to at least have good grammer and spelling.

Ryu: (groans) Are you saying I'm bad at writing?

Sailorstar165: As far as they know, yes. Let me finish! You might not like all of swearing in his fics. I'm very sorry.

Ryu: Whatever.

Sailorstar165: YOU TALK TO YOUR FANS!

Ryu: j0

Sailorstar165: Ugh... Read his fics so he'll actually write them himself!

Ryu: Hey! You type, I get ideas.

Sailorstar165: It might be better if it's the other way around.

Ryu: Whatever.

Sailorstar165: This Biopage isbrought to you by me, Sailorstar165. Read my fics! There better than his!

Ryu: What! That's an insult!

Sailorstar165: You managed to figure it out... Wow...

Ryu: Well, read my fics! They're really funny!

Sailorstar165: Even I have to agree with that...

Ryu: I'll sick Chubaka the Wooky on you!

Sailorstar165: Whatever. I'm leaving

Ryu: I'll sick Spongebob on you! (to self) even if I think he's gay...

Sailorstar165: RUN AWAY! (runs away screaming, hits wall and passes out)

Ryu: Sailorstar165 did type this Biopage. I was kidding too...

Sailorstar165: Look... It's Riku... (points to a shrub)

Ryu: She must have hit her head harder than we thought.

Riku (thinking): (On other side of bush) Darn! She found me! RUN AWAY! (flees for life)

Sailorstar165: (chases after Riku)

Ryu: O.O;;; Well, read my fanfics!