Hey what's up my fellow crazy writers or is it just me? Well whatever it's probably cause I'm naturally hyper and sugar only makes it worse.

Fav guy characters:

Hiei
Kurama
Yusuke
The Sazuku Seven from Funshgi Yugi
The baka (Kuwabara)
Shessorumu
Inu Yasha
Shippo
Vash
Seto Kaiba
Snape
Draco
Ren Tao
Chazz aka Jun
Vegeta
Edward Elric
Ichigo (Bleach)
Shikamaru
Gaara
Renji
Shino
Zaraki
Mayuri
Ishida

Fav girl characters:

Keiko
Genkai
Yukina
Shizuru
Meyaka
Reyouko
Kagome
Kagura
Bulma
Rukia K. (Bleach)
Temari
Ino
Hinata

Worst characters EVER:

Koenma
Videl
Tea
Kikyo
Princess Aiyaka
King Yama
Jaden Yuki
Asuka (Alexis)

Fav animes:

Yu yu Hakusho
Dragon Ball Z
Tenchi in Tokyo
Funshige Yugi
Yugi-oh
Inu Yasha
Hack.//sign
Reyouni Kenshin
Trigun
Full Metal Alchemist
Shaman King
Cowboy Bebop
Bleach
Trinity Blood
Naruto

Evil Pairings:

Tea/Seto
Mokuba/Seto
Yugi/Seto
Joey/Seto
Hiei/Kuwabara
Hiei/Yuknia
Kurama/Kuwabara
Yusuke/Koenma
Sesshourmaru/Inu Yasha
Sesshourmaru/Jaken
Sesshourmaru/Sango
Sesshourmaru/Kikyo
Inu Yasha/Miroku
Jun/Jaden
Jun/Asuka
Draco/Ron
Vegeta/Goku
Ed/Alphonse
Ren/Horohoro
Gaara/Naruto
Any incest pairings...just gross man.

Awesome pairings:

Yusuke/Keiko
Kuwabara/Yukina
Boton/Jin
Boton/Kurama
Inu Yasha/Kagome
Sesshourmaru/Kagura
Sango/Miroku
Shikamaru/Temari
Shikamri/Ino
Edward/Winry
Vegeta/Bulma
Anyone/OC if she's cool and not perfect

My Ocs have personality flaws, weaknesses, and not everyone likes them. But they're not super badasses either that fight with everyone and are super strong (to the point that no one can beat them). Get real. And they are not based off of anyone...I give them traits I think would go well with whatever character I'm putting them with. Not all of my ocs are going to find love.

Good Sayings by me:

"All mortals should die."
"Pervs can't live with em, can't screw around without them."
"I love my career, I'm a drinker of beer."
"Being stupid should be a crime. But if it was, we'd all be in jail."
"Little brothers are like roaches. You squish 'em and they keep coming back for more."
"All hail Hades!"
"Is that your . .oh I thought it would be bigger. Darn."
"You couldn't sastify me even if you tried. I'd get more pleasure by using a tampon."
"You are a sad sad little man and for that, I make fun of you. So haha!"
"Suga. ..suga . . .MUST HAVE SUGAR!"
"If guys had boobs would they play with them?"
"Do people with brains even exist anymore?"
"The universe all evens out. So if a guy is big all over (at least from our viewpoint), he's got to be small somewhere. . .and that somewhere has to be the only place we can't see. . ."
"Why do tall people put things up high where I can't reach them?"
"Truth is a killer."
"If life isn't fair to begin with, what's so wrong about cheating?"
"You say perv as if its a bad thing."
"Baby bottle pop...baby bottle pop...you lick it, then dip it, and lick it again..."
"Yaaaarrrrgggg!" (Just go around saying that and see the response you'll receive)
"Curse ye evil bunny of dust!!"

My all time favorite fortune cookie sayings: (I made it up)

It you're fat, drop the cookie. If you're thin, drop crappy cookie and indulge in donuts.

If your name is (insert name of hated person) you are secretly psychotic and deserve to die. But for now go to therapy. Cookie says so...OBEY THE COOKIE and its almighty wisdom!

If life gives you lemons use them to write lemons "...mmm dirty lemons..." drools

Cookie says that you will incure many stupid people in life. Remember its ok to trick them if they're really that stupid.

About me:

Age: 21
Sex: I like it a lot. . .oh if I'm a chick or a dude. . .Chick!
Fav character: HIEI!
Height: 5 foot and proud of it.
Personality: Crazy, perverted, and sarcastic
Nationality: Hispanic, a little German, little Italian, little Spainard, and my family's crazy so we're spread out all over North and South America. I even some retarded midget blood.
Sign: Pisces
Chinese Zodiac sign: The snake
Stuff: I adore writing and designing. My life is unfortuntely hectic so I update kinda slow. Sorry. . .well not really but what are you going to do?
Fun:

I think its fun to dress like a slut and go to nice places and stores (buy something--it bothers the clerk there). And while dressed like one, I think its funny to be a total smartass. It confuses people that someone who looks like an idiot is actually smarter than them. That is probably the only time those people even think at all.

Laughing for no real reson is always entertaining. Do it and then look at all the weird looks you get back.

Saying random perverted comments in every conversation. It bothers people.

Singing dirty songs.. . closer by nine inch nails is a good one.

Insulting people and being content that the insult went right over their tiny little brains.

Loves:
HIEI!
ANIME!
HIEI!
MUSIC!
HIEI!
CANDY!
HIEI!
VIDEOGAMES!
HIEI!
INTERNET!
HIEI!
PERVERTS!
HIEI!
SNAKES!
HIEI!
THE BAD GUY!
HIEI!
THE COLORS RED, BLACK, AND ACID GREEN!
AND DID I MENTION HIEI?!

Lives where: TEXAS! Yippee-Yah-Yay and all that whatnot. Now I don't live on a farm or ride horses or milk cows, but I do go to the rodeo every year and have one hell of a time. So if yous ever in Houston Texas email me and I'll show yous' around. Ya'll come back now ya'll hear!"