Hey,

This is Irmo-Kementari, we are actually two people, one of us is perfectly normal, the other...less so. (You Tolkien fans probably already guessed as much considering Irmo means 'master' in a certain old elvish dialect.) Tolkien's Irmo is better known as Lorien, husband of Este, but as all true geeks agree, the more obscure a reference the better. That is why I am called Kementari rather than Yavanna. (Yavanna Kementari is basically the 'Mother Earth' of the Valar in case you didn't know.)

Kementari

As interesting as all this is, I doubt you are actually looking for the onomastic background of my username so I will wrap it up. I love to review, and I love to write, so if you are a writer wanting entirely uneducated reviews, or if you are a fan who wants an entirely uneducated writer, let us know and we will see what we can do. We are both students so our schedule dictates our update speeds, but we will try to keep any writing fairly regular. We are huge fans of Lord of the Rings, Marvel, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Greek tragedies, Calvin and Hobbes and everything in-between.

Irmo

So basically, I geek out on Norse myths, and anything that goes boom, I am the one who writes the humor on most of the chapters, my grammar is... not amazing, so Kementari comes behind me, correcting everything I do, and adding the super glue so it doesn't fall apart, I try to be humorous, but if I fail, all hate mail goes to Kementari ;)

I hope this has told you whatever you wanted to know and if not, you can PM us.

Thanks, Irmo-Kementari.