"And did those feet in ancient times, walk upon England's mountain's green?"

I dunno, perhaps you can tell me. I've never seen England, or its mountains green.

Anyhow, if you're here, it means you've either read one of my fanfics, or you've found me some other way. Perhaps a friend of mine referred you. Perhaps I referred you. Perhaps there was an error in the earth's spin and it accidentally caused you to click on my profile. Anyway, you're hear, so I suppose I should say something funny, or amuse you in some way.

What's the funniest thing I can think of to say? Oh, I know. My name is Josh. I also answer to Koholos, Koh, Koh-nii, or Koh-sama. I am actually a good fanfic writer Laughs Well, I won a contest or two, but the voters were all crazy. I like food, especially good, sweet food in large quantities. I hate chicken, especially when someone clubs me with it. I like anime, and manga, and have written reviews for a half dozen manga series. (As fun, of course.) I have a website, which includes, among other things, some tips on writing, and my non-fan works. I'm lazy, and I like to sleep a lot. I also am a hard worker, though my writing still sucks.

"Bring me my bow of burning gold, bring me my arrows of desire,
Bring me my sword, O clouds, unfold, and bring me my chariot of fire...
I shall not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till I am called the best there is, in fanfic's green and fertile land."