You can find me on Archive of Our Own and FictionPress. Both accounts are under this same name.

Isn’t writing magical?

Short writing. Impatient. C’mon get it done. Idon’tcare. Please I’m in a hurry.

Or, I can make writing flow, like a river. I can make emotions stir like a pot of stew with long, musical sentences with just the right number of commas that ring like bells and instruments of all kinds. Adding short sentences helps too. Like this. Like a song, there are short parts that are meaningful, just like the long ones.

I can also equip educated dialect to inform you that I possess highly intellectual qualities. To provide an example, members of our society simply possess no ability to equip such intellectual dialect without appearing egotistical. Or highly dependent on thesaural resources.

Imma tell you too, bro, that Imma mess you up. Don’t cross me, bro. I be speakin’ gang, bro. And it totally don’t make you cringe. ‘Cuz it don’t. Now shut up and give me the money.

You remember Nick, don’t you? That guy—from Zootopia, ring a bell? No? Gee, don’t get ticked, it’s just a movie. It’s about a naive little rabbit who needs to figure out who she is. You still can’t remember? Alright, we’ll call it quits then. But just so you know, he’s standing right in front of you.

Or Judy? How about this: we both work together to help figure it out. Nick meets me, and we both fall in lo—I mean, we both work great together as partners. Yeah, that’s it. We totally don’t get together or anything. Not at all. No, Nick doesn’t need to know. I meant he doesn’t have anything to know. He and I, we’re just friends. Yep.

As I said, writing is magical.

Oh yeah, call me thecrazystorywriter14, CrazyWriter for short. The short username was taken for some reason. Whatever. Here’s some stuff you can read about me. I won’t write an autobiography; even I’d fall asleep on that one.

Age: 17

Favorite characters: Nick Wilde (Zootopia), Judy Hopps (Zootopia), and Rocket Raccoon (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Favorite book: Life is an Attitude by Ron Heagy

Home country: USA

Phone number: Um, excuse me?

Address: 42 Wallaby Way, Syndey. Enough said.

My greatest pet peeves:

- Absolutely awful story descriptions (e.g., A bunch of fluff and words that you might enjoy. It has Nick and Judy and stuff.)

- Capitalization of whole words to add emphasis (e.g., and she was SO crazy.)

- Missing punctuation in dialogue (e.g., "Yes" she said.)

- Using redundancies (e.g., she clapped her hands.)

- Writing whose plot is disgusting or worrying (e.g., centering on constipation)

- The eighth deadly sin (i.e., telling instead of showing.)

- Dangling modifiers and participles (e.g., Going to the store, the cloud drenched Jim.)

- Using slang (e.g. "Bro, ya know that fat party happenin' tomorrow? It's gonna be lit!") in narrative or in real life. I try not to use it in dialogue if I can.

- Use of the phrase "continued to" or its other forms aside a verb (e.g. Nick continued to drink the water.)

- Redundancies in adjacent narration and dialogue. (e.g. Nick looked at Judy, making various facial expressions to try to make her smile. "C'mon, Judy, smile.")

My business email is crazywriter [dot] business [at] gmail [dot] com. Please only use it to send me messages, suggestions, or as a substitute for FanFiction Private Messaging, but please keep it appropriate. I will mark any unwanted emails as spam. If you send me a message through my business email, I will not share your email address with anyone. Thank you for your cooperation.

UPDATES (UTC)

11/25/19, 4:38 AM: Still alive, people. Changes and life happened, but I'm back. I'm looking forward to releasing a Christmas story soon. Let's see what I can do, anyway.

2/12/20, 7:39 PM: Hey everyone, been a few months, and no story (Christmas didn't let me release in time). But I am contemplating some ideas for a new story right now, but I'm in between (and a perfectionist), so if you don't see me for a few months, I've either procrastinated as usual or given up. Hopefully neither this time. :)

3/17/20, 7:02 PM: I know we're all facing a global issue here and we all have concerns. I'd just like to take a moment and just let you know that I know we'll get through this. I'm still working strong as ever (and with school out, definitely so), so I'll try to see if I can get a story out within a couple of months or so. Don't be discouraged in trying times like this, even if, you know, you have to go to ten stores to find toilet paper. Let's all work together and stop this global scare!

4/20/20, 9:03 PM: Hey again, everyone. With the onset of quarantine I've got a little more time on my hands, so I'm jumping among projects at the moment, trying to see which one wants to actually be published. I'll try my best, since I haven't published anything in about a year. Something's going to happen, I can feel it!

Stay safe and healthy everyone.

4/27/20, 8:46 PM: Good news--looks like I'm going full steam on a certain project. It's much different than any other project I've released before--so stay tuned. Hope you're all doing well.

Prospective Projects

- Revise Little Moments. I have found multiple tense mixings and issues with this story.

- Revise A Time of Crime. It may have been featured on ZNN, but I feel it is not finished.

- Revise Secrets of the Wilde. This story is errant and needs arduous fixing. Editing this story will take multiple months and I believe may require a possible rewrite of each chapter.

- Revise Try and Fail. This story switches between present and past tense and is too concise for my taste.

- Revise and add new chapter(s) to Fox Clowns. Kinda fell flat after the first chapter. Don’t worry, I’ll pick it back up around Halloween. Release dates and other information will be coming soon.

- Slight revision of A Broken Christmas. Although it’s finished, I need to fix a few scenes within the story.

- Add new chapter(s) to A Demeaned Mistake. Yep. Gonna happen. Sometime at least.

- Miscellaneous story changes. This includes blurbs, author notes, and possibly even cover images.

- Revise Phineas and Ferb stories. Ambitious, I know. Beginning writing. Shudder.

Active Projects (frequently subject to change):

- Writing a new Zootopia story. Currently in the drafting phase. Will begin editing and revising soon, and releases will follow. I'm working on three at the moment, so we'll see if any get to the stage I want.

- Revising The Savage Battle. Yes, I know that was a train wreck (if any of you remember it), but that's why I'm taking a stab at digging through the trash and (hopefully) finding a way to redeem it. Only time and effort will tell. And if you don't remember it, well, it was bad enough to delete, and that's saying something.

My canon for FanFiction used to be Phineas and Ferb; now it’s Zootopia, and will be until, y’know, you see a change. I don’t know when that’s gonna be. Or if, for that matter.

Here is a list of all my stories, short summaries, and their current state (e.g., 'In-Progress', 'Completed', 'Stalled', 'Deleted', etc), sorted alphabetically (I do not provide the links because the stories are located just below this profile). And no, I don’t count “A” or “The” in alphabetizing. Anyway, here we go:

Zootopia Stories

A Broken Christmas (Completed on December 21, 2018, Slight Revisions and Edits Expected): A festive, crime and adventure tale of Nick Wilde and the mischievous brother of Judy Hopps. If you feel Christmassy, you'll know where to turn.

The Demeaned Mistake (Stalled; Prospective Chapter(s) Expected): A romantically festive and adventurous story interweaving vexation and admiration. Nick and Judy have feelings for one another, and Nick takes it one step forward with a trick up his sleeve. Their festive tryst is interrupted by an unexpected visitor, who gives them a Christmas Eve they will never forget. If you're looking for Christmas and adventure or are just looking for the new Christmas story, this is it!

Fox Clowns (Stalled; Prospective Chapters Expected Halloween 2019): Nick Wilde's intense fear of haunted houses inhibits him from joining Judy on a freaky escapade to the local one at the mall. He soon finds himself outsmarted and learning a lesson he can never forget. If you like fear with a little belated Halloween feeling, don't hesitate—come quick!

Little Moments (Stalled; Prospective Edits and Chapters Expected): Inspired by Brad Paisley's song of an identical title, this story depicts Nick's feelings towards Judy Hopps in a general, appropriate way. This story also teaches the importance of cherishing the little moments that occur. If you love a family-friendly, heart-warming tale of sadness, comfort, and forgiveness, turn to this.

The Savage Battle (Removed, Re-release in Progress): An enthralling story depicting the stress placed upon Nick when Judy leaves a simple rendezvous with him, leaving Nick to try to figure out where she is. Their relationship ends up in a downward spiral when Nick finds that another bunny is feuding for Judy long after she returns from her unexpected departure.

Secrets of the Wilde (Completed on July 29, 2016; Prospective Revisions Expected): A story depicting a friendly, casual friendship between Nick and Judy gradually evolving into a romantic relationship with the help of Judy's ambition. The two change even further when a terrible accident affects them both. This story starts minutes before the ending of the movie and does contain spoilers. If you're enthralled by romance, kindness, and crime, this is the story for you.

A Time of Crime (Completed September 7, 2017, FEATURED ON ZNN, Prospective Revisions Expected): A ten-chapter story of the crime and hardship of the lives of Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde taking place shortly after Nick's admission into the police department to the end of their lives. If you like crime, debt, medicine, and stress all intertwined, this is your go-to.

Try and Fail (Stalled; Prospective Revisions Expected): Nick becomes so enthralled in Judy that he has to ask her to let him stay with her. Here, he reveals a secret he'd been simmering for years - and this trustworthiness boils into a full relationship. They find they must fight through the experience of seeming debt, hurt, injury and illness to keep their relationship going.

Unnamed Desert Story (Removed): When Chief Bogo assigns Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps to a two-day survival in the desert, the pair are surprised and try their best to go about staying alive in the torturous heat, all while the unforgiving elements help them bond.

The Western Discovery (Complete Unless Action Requested): A ludicrous entwinement of the human world and Zootopia makes its way onto national television. Nick and Judy watch in awe as a television reporter interviews a teenager and her parents on the Fourth of July. If you want a ridiculous story mixed with dramatic irony and nationalism for the Land of the Free, then you've got a place to turn.

Phineas and Ferb Stories

Doofenshmirtz's and Perry's Vacation (Concluded June 11, 2016; Not Completed; Prospective Revisions Expected): A fun-filled story of a vacation to Florida between Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Perry as they struggle to cooperate. With Dr. Doofenshmirtz's idiotic schemes and Perry's multiple talents, they recreate their quarrels from Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

Perry's Crazy Day Off (Completed November 11, 2015; Prospective Revisions Expected): A humorous story involving grape juice, urgency, and court intervention. Inspired by my first FanFiction. If you want humor, relatability, and embarrassment stitched together in one short, turn left at the nearest light - in fact, just turn. You'll be there in a jiffy.

Perry Goes to School (Concluded November 14, 2016; Not Completed; Prospective Revisions Expected): After discovering not-so-good grades on Perry's report card, Major Monogram orders Perry to report to their schooling program. There, Perry is surprised to find someone he'd never expected...

The Skateboarding Spree (Concluded May 1, 2016; Not Completed; Prospective Revisions Expected): A 'foot-sport' enhanced, stressful tale of Perry preparing to compete in a skateboarding competition. He's a decent skateboarder already, but he's got to improve to have a sliver of a chance of beating one of the greatest skateboarders around. If you're enthralled by foot-powered sports, are a lover of Phineas and Ferb, and aspire to develop the muscles for skateboarding, then you'd better get over here quick!

I know, it was an eyesore. Actions and Practices looks a little better, right? Right?

THE ACTIONS AND PRACTICES OF THECRAZYSTORYWRITER14

by thecrazystorywriter14

v14—EDITED 2/13/20 AT 10:00 PM UTC

SECTION I - MEDICAL AND MEDICINAL CONTENT

For over twelve years, I have been self-educating myself in anatomy. In nearly every story produced, medicinal content, including hospitalization, operations, diagnosing, and medicinal treatment, is featured. I may also mention organs. Please note that I will try my best to rate stories containing this according to FanFiction’s guidelines, but they may be slightly underexaggerated.

Try and Fail is by far my most medically rich story, medical occurrences featured in chapters four and five.

SECTION II - ABSTINENCE OF M-RATED CONTENT AND PROFANITY

Being a writer, I know that many writers, especially FanFiction writers, find a fascination with employing vulgarity and profanity in what they write. I kindly assure you that I will strictly avoid vulgar content, including sexual intercourse, sexual abuse, sexual, lewd, or vulgar comments, or otherwise disapproving sexual behavior, nor will I mention sexual behavior, positions, or sexual abuse. I will not joke about the aforementioned, nor will I make implications, including 'fade-to-black' scenes. Please note I am also against profanities, blasphemies, expletives, obscenities, or otherwise any taboo language or actions. I will use euphemisms if the situation requires.

SECTION III - LITERARY ROMANTIC PRACTICES

Also, romance is a primary category of my writing. My Phineas and Ferb stories, however, contain limited romance, if any. Please heed that the romantic actions included in my stories include no sexual actions, implications, or jokes of any kind. Any romantic practices in my stories will never develop into the forbidden topics mentioned in this paragraph and elaborated in Section II.

SECTION IV - RATING AND ADULT THEMES

As stated in the Rules and Guidelines of FanFiction, there are no exceptions put upon rating a story properly; I do not except myself from that rule and have no authorization to do so. I will try my best to rate my stories according to the rules and guidelines FanFiction enforces.

I do not include any adult themes in my stories. Please refer to Section II for more info.

SECTION V - CHARACTERS AND PLOTS

I carefully study each character I use in my stories. If any inconsistencies arise, I will give my all to correct them and give the best experience to my readers. Being human, however, I am fallible and mistakes will happen.

Most of my writing is “by the seat of my pants,” meaning that I write without an outline. I do use notes to lead me through my writing. After writing, I use basic outlining techniques to be certain plot holes are minimal. Then I revise and edit the manuscript.

Please note that word processors I use to edit and revise are fallible and therefore can overlook errors. This is why I read my released stories to fix errors and clarify word processor confusion.

SECTION VI - PUBLISHING AND MANUSCRIPT LENGTH

Next, I would like to inform you I regularly edit (or revise; both is also a possibility) chapters that I have released. I will inform you through the Updates section of this profile of any changes or releases. Note that the update date (under my stories) does not update if I replace chapters with edited or revised versions.

I keep chapters above 500 words and rarely exceed 6,500. Even in story length I don’t write two-liners; I keep stories above 500 words and have yet to set a limit, as 45,000 is my highest word count thus far.

END

Accreditation: Zootopia and Phineas and Ferb are both owned by Disney. Therefore, by using characters and settings highlighted in both films, I proffer complete credit to Disney and all other companies associated with these films and shows, including but not limited to Walt Disney Animation Studios, Walt Disney Pictures, and Disney Channel. I do not change or reconstruct any personalities, settings, or previously created material from Zootopia or any episode of Phineas and Ferb or any portion of Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. My work primarily comprises joining my material, characters, and/or settings to the previously created material of Zootopia and Phineas and Ferb. By asserting my behavior with these two creations, any adjustments of already created material in my own stories (mainly character personalities) are, in fact, accidental. I am doing my best to correct my own mistakes with previously created characters, settings, or plots, or avoiding these mistakes altogether. This accreditation states I am not liable for legal transaction for fines, or removal or suspension of my account unless otherwise constituted.