Hey everybody! Welcome to my profile! I am a hobby fanfic writer and beta myself. So please don't expect my stories to be perfect and if you find a mistake in my writing, please tell me. Also, I have a full time job and also go to university, so I am quite sparse on free time and my motivation comes and goes as it pleases - I am not the type of person that can force myself to be creative (it ruins my motivation even further to try, so please don't post comments about when the next update is and similar things)

Name: UjCake

Status: Eating a sandwich

I am a fan of: Games: SWTOR, Republic Commando, Halo, COD, Mass Effect, Dead by Daylight, and Dragon Age TV: Star Wars, Supernatural, Marvel, and The 100 Anime: One Piece, Attack on Titan, Hetalia, Naruto, Death Note, Fairy Tail, Haikyuu!, Bleach, Tokyo Ghoul, , Re:Zero, Berserk, the entire Fate/ series, Castlevania, Ajin, 7 Seeds, Overlord, The Rising of the Shield Hero, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Kimetsu no Yaiba, and idk why but the JoJo series

Favorite Color: Depends on the day. Usually blue, or purple. Sometimes maroon.

Currently 2 stories, both on hiatus until further notice.

My stories tend to have a slow burn and I tend to have adult (romance, gore, and war), sensitive (drugs and depression), or generally dark (crime, violence, and emotions everywhere) themes. and I will be putting a spotlight on the fact that I see ALL characters as grey, not good or evil just because their creators and other fans say they are. My works will reflect the world as I see it and I genuinely try not to whitewash anything, so my stories will be mostly rated strong T to M. Also, I try to have characters of different ethnicities, backgrounds, sexualities, and views to reflect how different all the people in the world are so if you do not like that, then go somewhere else.

Let me just say, THAT I DO NOT OWN ANY CANON CHARACTERS, WORLDS, TECHNOLOGY, ETC. OR SONGS, MENTIONED IN MY STORIES, ONLY MY OCS AND MY STORIES. SO PLEASE DO NOT COME AFTER ME FOR COPYWRITE B.S. BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN MY NAME WORTH THE EFFORT TO SUE ME FOR. Thank you.

Feel free to PM me about anything and I will get back to you as fast as I can.

Favorite Quotes:

"Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look upon them as your own sons, and they will stand by you even unto death." (Sun Tzu (c. 544-496 BC), The Art of War)

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained, you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb to every battle." (Sun Tzu (544-496 BC), The Art of War)

"If you tell a soldier where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be surprised at the results!" (Gen. George S. 'Blood N Guts' Patton)

"A house divided against itself cannot stand." (President Abraham Lincoln, 1863-65)

"Champions have the courage to keep turning the pages because they know a better chapter lies ahead." (Paula White)

"If I see the enemy amassing their planes for an attack, I'm gonna knock the shit out of them before they take off from the ground." (Curtis LeMay)

"That. Was the worst throw ever. Of all time." (Agent Washington-Red vs Blue Season 6)

"For us, the storm has passed... the war is over. But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure; sacrifice, and unshakable conviction that their fight... our fight, was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They ennobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten." (Admiral Terrance Hood, Halo 3)

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." (HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic II)

"Swooping is bad." (Alistair, from Dragon Age: Origins)

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" (Kakashi Hatake)

"Don't underestimate us. Our team's motto is "maybe we'll get lucky this time." (Alistair to Queen Anora, Dragon Age)

"Remember, if we get caught you're deaf and I'm mute." - Unknown

"If you have problems, your not using enough C4." - Unknown

True story - my sister and I were in line at Walmart buying ourselves snacks. I grabbed Doritos and she grabbed Sour Patch Kids. This is our conversation: Me: You know what they say: you are what you eat. That means you're sour! Ha! My Sister: Oh, yeah? Well then I guess that means you're cheesy. Me: *silence*

Pet Peeves/Things I Find Annoying: When people say they are vegetarian but eat chicken or fish, people invading my personal space, drivers who don't use turn signals or reach the stop sign before you but wave you to go first, people who drink directly out of the milk/juice carton, couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side, people who bring infants to movie cinemas, people talking with their mouth full, people who try to shove their opinions/beliefs onto others, people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom, dirty screens and keyboards, unnecessarily rude/mean people, when somebody tosses something toward a garbage can like they're a basketball star then leave it on the ground after they miss, people standing over my shoulder, people who don't research a canon character and write them very OOC (a little is fine if the context of the story makes sense)

RULES OF LIFE

"Rule one: Don't hurt innocent people."

"Rule two: Don't get caught."

"Rule three: If you do get caught, blame someone else."

"Rule four: Act innocent and make sure you have an alibi."

"Rule five: Don't snitch. Unless someone is in mortal danger. Then you can snitch."

"Rule six: Plan A should always work.

"Rule seven: If Plan A doesn't work, make it work."

"Rule eight: If you can't beat it, blow it up."

"Rule nine: Be curious and take everything apart."

"Rule ten: Make sure you can get everything you take apart back together."

"Rule eleven: Always have duct tape. It fixes everything you cannot get back together."

"Rule twelve: There are only two ways to get through life- be tough or be smart."