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Joined 02-19-15, id: 6536462
Author has written 6 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Fault in Our Stars, 1776, 1972, Sonic the Hedgehog, Haruhi Suzumiya series, and Code Geass.
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Life At Pizza Hut by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Silver The Hedgehog works at Pizza Hut. His manager is Vector The Crocodile; Both enjoy many good times at Pizza Hut alongside plenty of coworkers and friends, sometimes embarking on stupid adventures: This is what life is like at Pizza Hut. Over 1000 chapters. It's no use not to take at least one look at this epic tale of Sonic guys at Pizza Hut. And its 10 years old!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1010 - Words: 500,389 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - [Silver, OC] Vector, Charmy
Cool Kid Saves the Cats by Ant-drew reviews
When the legendary Cool Cat goes missing, it is up to his number one fan to come and save him from the doom that lies ahead. But is there more to the adventure than Cool Kid realizes?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 46,764 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 4/20/2015
The Cycle of Darkness: A Super Smash Brothers Fanfiction by Ant-drew
A darkness sweeps over the world of Nintendo. The evil of this world will ring out throughout the generations. Can it be stopped? Or will all that we know and love come to perish? The only thing we have left: Is hope.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2018
Ted Cruz Raps His Way Through The Streets Of Boston by TheKnucklesChaotix1 reviews
Ted Cruz's rapping career takes off in the back alleys and twisting streets of Boston, MA
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Complete
O Hillary, my Hillary! by Hildog4lyfe reviews
Hillary Clinton is so close to reaching her ultimate dream: Becoming the President of the United States of America. But will scandal with a certain blonde intern cause all of her carefully laid plans to come crashing down?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 5/12/2015
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6835 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
My Immortal Doug by Ant-drew reviews
Doug has been granted the power of immortality by God or Ancient Aliens or something. Will he make the most of this new found ability, or immediately squander it? Find out!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 8/6/2015
The Despair of Haruhi Suzumiya by Seabreezethepony reviews
Everyone's been changing; Haruhi is developing new feelings and opinions, but Kyon has become more aware of his situation. And sometimes, knowing too much can lead to dangerous circumstances. Find out some of Haruhi's secrets sealed deep within, and how their discovery could lead to something that could change the entire world. Forever.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,498 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Complete
Fifty Shades of Cena by Keeper of Oz reviews
John Cena has been the face of the WWE for ten years. Holding deep secrets, he struggles to maintain his image and his privacy as any cost. A chance meeting with a unique young woman guarding her own deep secrets - leaves John questioning his future. Can they learn to trust each other with their secrets or will they let it all fade away?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,107 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Triple H, John Cena
The Most Epic Game Of Pong Ever by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
I got bored, so I made this.
Crossover - Pong & Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Generically Cute Name by J3STICLES reviews
Toradora continuation from episode 25, from the wonderful mind of Advanced Placement Mastermind, Stein. I won a bet and thought this was a good punishment, I have no idea why. I regret many things but this is pretty high on the list. Anyway yea expect some Taiga x Ryuuji and that'll probably be it. Stay true to characters, no OC unless asked, etc.
Toradora! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,359 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Ryuuji T., Taiga A., Minori K., Yuusaku K.
The Wang Family by DankKush720 reviews
This is my first story so don't expect too much from me. Anyways, this story is about a crime family. This summary is not going to say much about the story itself so try reading it please.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015
QUIT STALIN AND KISS ME by cyberstalin reviews
Leon Trotsky is a senior at Dialectics High School. Lately, he has begun to think of his friend Joseph Stalin as more than just comrades...Will Leon realize he is head over heels for Joseph? Is he Russian into something he can't handle? Or should Leon just quit Stalin and kiss him?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015
And it happened on a Christmas night by DragonRyuuji reviews
[FINISHED]"Ryuuji!" The girl cried, her feet cold and hurting from running on the pavement. It was all over. Suddenly, a gentle voice appeared behind her. "I'm right here." The boy said. Picks up from episode 19, but stretches over a long period of time eventually. Ryuuji never goes to the christmas party, and it changes his and Taiga's lives forever.
Toradora! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,914 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
Sir Ronald McDonald by esompthin reviews
I have no idea what category to put this in. O.o I wrote this when McDonalds first changed their mascot from Ronald to the little red boxes. Tell me what you think!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Complete
Chris's Awakening by SpiderNeko reviews
Chris has blossomed into a life of decadence. He is tasting life in a new way. Follow his antics in biology, trust and fear. Rated M for biology.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013
Cory's Shreksational Adventure by Hatty Mikune reviews
President Cory Baxter has a lot of bad memories. His family was murdered, and he killed a man. He needs to escape America, but various problems arise. He meets a few new friends, Shrek, Donkey, and Dragon-chan, and must kill Hitler. Blood, Gore, Death, and Yaoi.
Crossover - Shrek & Cory in the House - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Complete
You don't need a license to drive a hero sandwich! by Cookie the Platypus reviews
It's the Spongebob Movie, Hetalia style! Seriously, that's it. An alternate retelling of the Spongebob movie. Be ready for random crack, crossdressing, quotes from awesome movies, pointless breaking of the fourth wall, and MUCH MORE!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,489 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - N. Italy, America
Who's Nick Carraway? by StarshipRangerBoyWonder reviews
It's Old Sport and Jay's wedding day. Unfortunately, Old Sport has been replaced with some chap named Nick Carraway...
Great Gatsby - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Complete
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: WORLD WAR 2 DRAGON: A SONIC HIGH SCHOOL STORY by DarkDoomFireMaster reviews
Sonic is back with Tails in a crazy and exciting adventure where Sonic has to go back in time using technology for a History project. Will Sonic and Tails get an A or will they have to die? This is an official spin-off from the author of the super popular SONIC HIGH SCHOOL series.
Crossover - X-overs & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sonic - Complete
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL by DarkDoomFireMaster reviews
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL features Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Espio and more in crazy high school drama, passionate romances, and crazy cliff-hanger endings. It is known as the most addictive story online, and it is the ultimate Sonic story about high school. This story contains no graphic descriptions and all the High School students are 18 years old.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,386 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sonic - Complete
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Sonic Insanity by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Knuckles into the same house, with hilarious results. Insanity ensues when Eggman enters the equation. Please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 189,384 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sonic, Shadow
Heightened Awareness by Maesdream reviews
Why exactly were the other club members late getting to the clubroom? Was it all part of her master plan? Haruhi x Kyon oneshot. Warning for Lemon and adult content.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 399 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
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The Obama Tales reviews
It's not easy being President of the United States. This story follows the tale of Barrack Obama, as he struggles to keep his country safe from Commies, terrorists and spiders.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 68,785 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 2/24/2015
The Random Missadventures of Haruhi Suzumiya
Random Haruhi stories that I write. What adventures can the SOS Brigade get themselves into? What new threats to the universe will they face? I don't know. Probably something cool.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Haruhi S., Itsuki K., Kyon
The Mixtape of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
Haruhi is about to drop the hottest mixtape the universe has ever seen. Could this spell trouble for Kyon and the SOS brigade? Please read in Crispin Freeman's voice.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Haruhi S., Itsuki K., Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Colony High School Independency Club! reviews
Colony High School is just like any other Modern Japanese High School in 18th Century America, except it's not. Our protagonist finds herself in the classroom of John Aadma, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and George Washington, and together they must try to overthrow the ruthless Principle George III.
1776, 1972 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015
Pizza Delivery reviews
CC loves to eat Pizza Hut. Silver their Hedgehog works at Pizza Hut. It's a match made in heaven.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Silver, C.C.] - Complete
The Ayy in our Lmao reviews
Short story of how I thought the Fault in Our Stars should have ended.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Complete