This is exactly why you don't make jokes around a writer with nothing to lose. Toy Chica is at it again, trying to get to Mike's booty no matter what the costs are; will she finally get her wish? Probably not. Based in Rebornica's AU.

Minecraft Hardcore #4 is another attempt to take down the Wither, but this time 9 warriors have stepped forward. Austin, Jon, Tim, Jared, Shane, Smooth, Dean, McJones, and Barry are prepared to goof around for another few hours when they're all killed at once by a Phantom Creeper. They're awoken with a rude surprise, transformed into their Minecraft skins and dragged into the game.