Hey there, lovely, lovely world!

Just a random nobody; don't worry. It's all digital so I can't bite you! Kidding, I love you all!

Anyway, welcome to my stories of awesomeness! Due to the restrictions on Fanfiction.net I am obligated to warn you; do not to bask in their glory for two long (I hate being humble!) as you suffer from burning corneas (eyeballs) awesomeness radiation (its awesomely lethal) and in the worst case you will break out in glitter acne and no one wants to look like Edward before he hit puberty--or after for that matter...ew. I am almost obligated to warn you that I am part of a lot of fandoms and thus will have kind of all over the place writing. Not only that but I have teachers that have no concept of free time so I will try to be consistent with posting but there are no guarantees. Other than that I don't really have a social life--with the exception of my very awesome 'nerd herd' so I will try to update consistently.

I do take requests because they are very useful for getting me out of a hiatus or writer's block. Also, I'm pretty cool about plot suggestions.

One favor, please; don't hate. I have emotions and average female self-esteem. Anyway, words can hurt so please be mindful of what you're saying. If you need help or suggestions, refer to kindergarten: if you don't have something nice to say then don't say anything. Ignore this warning and I will try to be lenient but be just plain rude and the Queen of Insults will pay you a visit.

Sorry (not sorry), but that's just me.

#fandompacolypse

-Nobody419