A strange, and rather painfull sound comes from the shower in front of you, the person within hidden by a large plastic curtain printed with rubber duckies. After a moment more, the curtain is pulled back to reveal...a plumber, who smiles at you, and says, "There you go Madame Taij, your showers good as new!" You put your fingers together, and in a slow, evil voice, you reply, "Exxxxelent...Everthing is falling into place..."

A few days later, you finally get the time to relax in a nice bubble bath, and you begin writing a story. What will it be about? Cats? Maximum Ride? Redwall? Something else, which hasn't been mentioned? Who knows...