Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Rodolphus Lestrange knows better than to embarrass the family name, but a chance peep show has him enthralled with sarcastic halfblood Aurora Sinistra. Sparks are sizzling, but loyalty, loss, and love are complicated gambles in this tempting epic romance.

Continuing after "Sneaking Around," Snape receives custody of Harry after Dumbledore can't convince the other wizarding officials that Sirius is innocent. However, Snape also receives startling news from Sinistra. How does this affect Harry & Snape?

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.