ParabolicHamartia
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Joined 11-30-14, id: 6317406, Profile Updated: 07-24-20
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Gotham, Fire Emblem, Smallville, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Personal profile:

I write some things. . . sometimes. . . (I'll add something later.)

About my writing habits:

I update infrequently but usually with a lot of words to make up for my absence. This writing schedule is due to my hectic school, work, social calendar.

FAQ:

Have I given up on a project?

Unless I have explicitly stated otherwise in the description, I'm working, in some capacity, on the project. The speed of which varies significantly due to a lot of factors. (Specifics below.)

Do you respond to questions?

Yep. Just DM me. I don't like commenting on my story for updates, and I don't like DMing people who leave a comment. [Also note that I cannot DM guests.] I'm much better at responding on my AO3 account, though. (Same name.)

When is the next chapter?

I'm never sure. If I say a date, it won't come true. Something will happen, and I will miss the update by like a month. I try not to promise anything, just that I am working.

Will X, Y, or Z happen?

I don't usually know how to respond to these questions most of the time, tbh. I don't want to spoil anything (and sometimes I don't even know [in the sense that I usually keep my stories open-ended in my mind until I pen the final word]). I appreciate these comments, though. They get me thinking...

Do I want to have a good time with a sweet honey?

No, bot. No.

What do you write about? (Never been asked but...)

Whatever keeps me awake at night. Most of it seems to involve comic books, supervillains, and friendship, with a little anime on the side.

Update specific to each story:

Best Friends: Hit a rough spot/creative slouch. I am slowly working through it. I have literally written around the chapter that I need to publish. (This frustrates me to no end.)

Gotham Knight: Need to re-outline. I have to pace things so that it all makes sense. This might take a while. :(

Nothing to Report!: I kind of haven't played the game in a while. When I get back to it, I will probably update it. Give me a bit of time.

Unlikely Transfers: Wrote this forever ago. I have no intention of continuing.

A random one-shot?: Yep, something took my fancy and seduced me, stealing all my ability to write anything else in the process. I feel the need to get it out of my system, but I won't publish until I get another Gotham Knight/Best Friends chapter out (so that I can push myself).

A random crossover series?: This is another thing that has a stranglehold on my interest. I will finish Best Friends before I publish anything about it. (I am not starting another long fic before I finish this one.)

Thank you for reading anything I write!

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Gotham Knight reviews
Bruce has finally returned to act as Gotham's protector. Gordon and Bullock are hunting down a vigilante. Selina is looking for her next heist. Penguin has been released. Riddler has escaped. A young thief is finding his way through the underworld. New and old threats are on the horizon. All the while, someone waits in the shadows and laughs at the chaos. Season 6/Alt 10 yr skip
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,269 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 6/1/2019 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] J. Gordon, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
Best Friends reviews
Bruce believes he might have found a friend in the reclusive Jeremiah Valeska. He is determined to help Jeremiah finish his project, but certain aspects of Jeremiah's personality seem rather sinister and bring into question the entire friendship and Jeremiah's sanity.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,396 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Bruce W./Batman, Jeremiah V./The Joker, Ecco
Of Greater Enemies
Lex finds himself intrigued by a certain contracted structural engineer, Xander Wilde. Lex decides it might be advantageous to meet the new prospect, though he might have gotten more than he bargained for with the solitary engineer.
Crossover - Smallville & Gotham - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,403 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26 - Lex L., Jeremiah V./The Joker, Ecco - Complete
Nothing to Report! reviews
Guarding Garreg Mach Monastery is a sacred and important task. Good thing it is left in the most capable hands of the Gatekeeper. However, the post comes with its share of trials and stories to tell. What goes on in the day-to-day duty of Garreg Mach Monastery's security?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/12/2019 - Avatar/Byleth
Unlikely Transfers at Hogwarts reviews
England has received a letter that explains that Voldemort is trying to achieve immortality by killing a nation and Harry Potter. Now it is up to him and his ragtag team of nations to go to Hogwarts incognito and protect Harry from Voldemort's plan. Will everything turn out just as planned? No romance or pairings. Fifth year. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,178 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/23/2019 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America, Prussia