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 Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Divergent Trilogy, and Mortal Instruments. Hey everybody! It's CJ! C: Faction Origin: Candor Aptitude: Divergent (Erudite, Dauntless, Abnegation, and Amity) Chosen Faction: Dauntless Godly Parent: Poseidon Greek or Roman: Greek J: Faction Origin: Erudite Aptitude: Divergent (Dauntless, Amity, Candor and Erudite) Chosen Faction: Dauntless Godly Parent: Aphrodite Greek or Roman: Greek IF YOU ARE A TRUE TO HEART PERCY JACKSON FAN THEN YOU WILL POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE: PJO „ºø„„øº„øº PUT IT THE INTERNET SEARCH BAR AND YOU WILL FIND GREAT THINGS! The Percy Jackson Pledge I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember The Stoll's When my home is beginning to unsettle I promise to remember Bekendorf Whenever I see someone working metal I promise to remember Silena Whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew Whenever I see a smile that gleams I promise to remember Briares Whenever I see someone playing hand games I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth Whenever I see a cloth in flames I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Whenever I see someone go against the odds Pledge to the Heroes of Olympus Characters I promise to remember Percy When I see someone refuse to give up I promise to remember Annabeth When someone misses someone I promise to remember Jason Whenever someone forgets something I promise to remember Reyna When I see a great leader I promise to remember Piper Whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents I promise to remember Leo When I see someone run away I promise to remember Hazel When I see someone who has made a hard decision I promise to remember Frank When someone is different then expected to be I promise to remember Octavian When I see a ripped toy I promise to remember Don the Faun When someone asks me for money I promise to remember Calypso When someone has a broken heart I promise to remember Rick Riordan forever For making these awesome characters! Another cute Percabeth scene: Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you like me? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you want me? Percy: No Annabeth: Would you cry if I left? Percy: No Annabeth: Would you live for me? Percy: No Annabeth: Would you do anything for me? Percy: No Annabeth: Choose--me or your life Percy: My life Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. You Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When… 1. You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. 2. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” 3. Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. 4. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. 5. You burn food to see if it smells good. 6. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” 7. You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. 8. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. 9. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… 10. Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. 11. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… 12. You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. 13. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. 14. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. 15. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you 16. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? 17. Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. 18. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. 19. You want get a Greek mythology calendar 20. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. 21. You sometimes try to control water. 22. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. 23. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. 24. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. 25. Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor. 26. You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man. 27. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. 28. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" 29. You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. 30. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth 31. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 32. You curse a god/goddess a lot. 33. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. 34. You know PJO better than most sane people. 35. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 36. you wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work 37. You give friends and yourself a godly parent, 38. You are trying to learn Greek 39. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 40. You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy 41. You have an instant crush on Nico! 42. You just have to research more about Greek mythology 43. You want to learn Latin 44. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 45. You have taken every test you can find about what demigod parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to 46. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 47. Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree 48. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess. 50. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51. You call yourself a demigod 52. You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real 53. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO 54. You've called someone you know a satyr. 55. You start dreaming of PJO 56. Everything goes back to Percy Jackson 57. You randomly think of Pjo 58. When you're in pain, you pray to Apollo 59. You curse Apollo when you start singing random lyrics of random songs 60. You stay away from LA(unless you're dead) and San Francisco (Unless you're Roman) And that’s how you know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! PERCY JACKSON FANS VS NON NORMAL PEOPLE Normal people: rely on their local weather Man for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain. Normal people: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! Normal people: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings. PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers. Normal people: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! Normal people: think that PJO fans are stupid. PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers. Normal people: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: tell Zeus to calm down Normal people: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood Divergent Manifestos Dauntless Manifesto: We believe that cowardice is to blame for the world’s injustices. We believe that peace is hard-won, that sometimes it is necessary to fight for peace. But more than that: We believe that justice is more important than peace. We believe in freedom from fear, in denying fear the power to influence our decisions. We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another. We believe in acknowledging fear and the extent to which it rules us. We believe in facing that fear no matter what the cost to our comfort, our happiness, or even our sanity. We believe in shouting for those who can only whisper, in defending those who cannot defend themselves. We believe, not just in bold words but in bold deeds to match them. We believe that pain and death are better than cowardice and inaction because we believe in action. We do not believe in living comfortable lives. We do not believe that silence is useful. We do not believe in good manners. We do not believe in empty heads, empty mouths, or empty hands. We do not believe that learning to master violence encourages unnecessary violence. We do not believe that we should be allowed to stand idly by. We do not believe that any other virtue is more important than bravery. Abnegation Manifesto: I will be my undoing If I become my obsession. I will forget the ones I love If I do not serve them. I will war with others If I refuse to see them. Therefore I choose to turn away From my reflection, To rely not on myself But on my brothers and sisters, To project always outward Until I disappear. And only god remains. Amity Manifesto: Conversations of Peace Trust A son says to his mother: “Mother, today I fought with my friend.” His Mother says: “Why did you fight with your friend?” “Because he demanded something of me, and I would not give it to him.” “Why did you not give it to him?” “Because it was mine.” “My son, you now have your possessions, but you do not have your friend. Which would you rather have?” “My friend.” “Then give freely, trusting that you will also be given what you need.” Self-Sufficiency Daughter says to her Father: “Father, today I fought with my friend.” Her Father says: “Why did you fight with your friend?” “Because she insulted me, and I was angry.” “Why were you angry?” “Because she lied about me” (In some versions: “Because I was hurt by her words.”) “My daughter, did your friend’s words change who you are?” “No.” “Then do not be angry. The opinions of others cannot damage you.” Forgiveness A husband says to his wife: “Wife, today I fought with my enemy.” “His Wife says: “Why did you fight with your enemy?” “Because I hate him.” “My husband, why do you hate him?” “Because he wronged me.” “The wrong is past. You must let it rest where it lies.” Kindness A Wife says to her Husband: “Husband, today I fought with my enemy.” Her Husband says: “Why did you fight with your enemy?” “Because I spoke cruel words to her.” “My wife, why did you speak cruel words to her?” “Because I believed them to be true.” “Then you must no longer think cruel thoughts. Cruel thoughts lead to cruel words, and hurt you as much as they hurt your target.” (The following section was part of the original manifesto, but was later removed.) Involvement One friend says to Another: “Friend, today I fought with my enemy.” The Other Friend says: “Why did you fight with your enemy?” “Because they were about to hurt you.” “Friend, why did you defend me?” “Because I love you.” “Then I am grateful.” Candor Manifesto: Dishonesty Is Rampant. Dishonesty Is Temporary. Dishonesty Makes Evil Possible. As it stands now, lies pervade society, families, and even the internal life of the individual. One group lies to another group, parents lie to children, children lie to parents, individuals lie to themselves. Dishonesty has become so integral to the way we relate to one another that we rarely find ourselves in authentic relationships with others. Our dark secrets remain our own. Yet it is our secrets that cause conflict. When we are dishonest with the people around us, we begin to hate ourselves for lying; when we are dishonest with ourselves, we can never attempt to correct the flaws we find within us, the flaws we are so desperate to hide from our loved ones, the flaws that make us lie. What has become clear is that lies are just a temporary solution to a permanent problem. Lying to spare a person’s feelings, even when the truth would help them to improve, damages them in the long run. Lying to protect yourself lasts for so long before the truth emerges. Like a wild animal, the truth is too powerful to remain caged. These are examples we clearly see in our own lives, yet we fail to understand that they do not just apply to the dynamic between ourselves and our neighbors, or ourselves and our friends. What is society but a web of individual-to-individual relationships? And what is conflict except one person’s dark secret crashing into another person’s dark secret? Dishonesty is a veil that shields one person from another. Dishonesty allows evil to persist, hidden from eyes of those who would fight it. Dishonesty Leads to Suspicion. Suspicion Leads to Conflict. Honesty Leads to Peace. We have a vision of an honest world. In this world, parents do not lie to their children, and children do not lie to their parents do not lie to their parents; friends do not lie to one another; spouses do not lie to each other. When we are asked our opinions we are free to give them without having to consider any other responses. When we engage in conversation with others, we do not have to evaluate their intentions, because they are transparent. We have no suspicion, and no one suspects us. And most of all - yes, above all else - we are free to expose our dark secrets because we know the dark secrets of our neighbors, our friends, our spouses, our children, our parents, and our enemies. We know that while we are flawed in a unique way, we are not unique because we are flawed. Therefor we can be authentic. We have no suspicions. And we are at peace with those around us. Truth ‘Makes ‘Us ‘Transparent. ‘Truth Makes Us Strong. Truth Makes Us Inextricable We will raise our children to tell the truth. We will do this by encouraging them to speak their minds at every moment. For the child, withholding words is the same as lying. We will be honest with our children even at the expense of their feelings. The only reason people cannot bear honesty now is because they were not raised hearing the truth about themselves, and they can’t stand to. If children are raised to hear both honest praise and honest criticism, they will not be so fragile as to crumble beneath the scrutiny of their peers. A life of truth makes us strong. Adulthood will be defined as a time at which each member of society is capable of bearing every other member’s dark secrets, just as every other member will be subjected to The Full Unveiling in which every hidden part of their life is laid bare before their fellow members. They, too, will see the hidden parts of their fellow members’ lives. In this way we bear one another’s secrets. In this way we become inextricable. Truth Makes Us Inextricable. Erudite Manifesto: We submit the following statements as truth: “Ignorance” is defined not as stupidity but as lack of knowledge. Lack of knowledge inevitable leads to disconnect among people with differences. Lack of understanding leads to a disconnect among people with differences. Disconnection among people with differences leads to conflict. Knowledge is the only logical solution to the problem of conflict. Therefore, we propose that in order to eliminate conflict, we must eliminate the disconnect among those with differences by correcting the lack of understanding that arises from ignorance with knowledge. The areas in which people must be educated are: 1. Sociology So that the individual understands how society at large functions. 2. Psychology So that the individual understands how a person functions within the society. 3. Mathematics So that the individual is prepared for further study in science, engineering, medicine, and technology. 4. Science So that the individual better understands how the world operates. So that the individual’s study in other areas is supplemented. So that as many individuals as possible area prepared to enter the fields devoted to innovation and progress 5. Communication So that the individual knows how to speak and write clearly and effectively. 6. History So that the individual understands the mistakes and successes that have led us to this point. So that the individual learns to emulate those successes and avoid those mistakes. Leaders must not be chosen base on charisma, popularity, or ease of communication, all of which are misleading and have little to do with the efficiency of a political leader. An objective standard must be used in order to determine who is best fit to lead. That standard will be an intelligence test, administered to all adults when the present leader reaches fifty-five or begins to decline is function in a demonstrable way. Those who, after rigorous studying, do not meet a minimum intelligence requirement will be exiled from the faction so they can be made useful. This is not an act of elitism but rather one of practicality: Those who are not intelligent enough to engage in the roles assigned to us— roles that require a considerable mental capacity—are better suited to menial work than to faction work. Menial work is required for the survival of society, and is therefore just as important as faction work. Information must always be made available to all faction members at all times. The withholding of information is punishable by reprimand, imprisonment, and, eventually, exile. Every question that can be answered must be answered or at least engaged. Illogical thought processes must be challenged when they arise. Wrong answers must be corrected. Correct answers must be affirmed. If an answer to a question is unclear, it must be put to debate. All debates require evidence. Any controversial thought or idea must be supplemented by evidence in order to reduce the potential for conflict. Intelligence must be used for the benefit, and not to the detriment, of society. Those who use intelligence for their own personal gain or to the detriment of others have not properly borne the responsibility of their gift, and are not welcome in our faction. It bears repeating: Intelligence is a gift, not a right. It must not be wielded not as a weapon but as a tool for the betterment of others. Friends/Best Friends Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you. Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Friends: Helps you up when you fall. Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" Friends: Helps you find your prince. Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best Friends: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" Friends: Will offer you a soda. Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you. Friends: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best Friends: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. Best Friends: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!" Friends: Will help you move. Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies. Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best Friends: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. Friends: Would bail you out of jail. Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!" Friends: Have never seen you cry. Best Friends: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best Friends: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Only know a few things about you. Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you Friends: Would knock on your front door. Best Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Best Friends: Already know not to tell. Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" Friends: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friends: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friends: Will help me learn to drive Best Friends: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friends: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friends: Won't let me go away Friends: Will go to a concert with me Best Friends: Will kidnap the band with me Friends: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friends: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friends: Asks me for my number Best friends: Asks me for her number Friends: Hides me from the cops Best Friends: Is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place Friends: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friends: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friends: Are only through high school/college. Best Friends: Are for life. Funny quotes: "Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb." "Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw rocks at you." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.'" "You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" "If you can't convince them, confuse them." "Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs." "A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws." "Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?" "I ran with scissors... and lived!" "Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?" "Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!" "I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?" "Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions." "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream." "Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said." |
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