TwistedFilmshide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Minecraft, Harry Potter, and Pokémon. Name: Twisted (Won't tell you my real name, obviously). Gender: Male Age: 20 Hair Color: Blonde Eye Color: Blue Nationality: Norwegian (Norway) I'm a casual scrub who likes to think I can write stories. As of this moment, I have written several trash ones set in the Sword Art Online and Harry Potter universe, but please do forgive me, as I was only 14 when I started and didn't know any better. My current projects are The Crimson Sorcerer and The Swordsman Chronicles, but this might change in the future depending on what I feel like writing. If you for some godforsaken reason enjoy my stories, then please kill yourself before the virus gets a chance to spread. It is the only cure against such a disorder. (I'm joking obviously, not even suicide would cure THAT). If I suddenly disappear for prolonged amounts of time, then please do not be alarmed, as I am a notoriously slow writer and tend to spend months writing one chapter. I always return within 4 months though, so if an unannounced hiatus goes on for longer than that, you can safely assume that I have either died or been in a life-threatening accident. On that note, be sure to stalk me by following my stories and my profile. That way you will be notified whenever I drop a new chapter or do something vaguely interesting. Twisted out. Progress on currently running stories: The Crimson Sorcerer - Chapter 20 - 55% done The Swordsman Chronicles - Chapter 8 - 10% done |
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The Enforcers (Previously 'Dark Wolf') by TheSilverboar reviews
What if Kirito was able to complete a quest in the Beta that let him keep his level, skills, and a few other things when he started the game for real? How would this affect the story? Are you willing to look past this horrible summary to the hopefully not horrible story inside? Rated M just to be safe (like most of my stories)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Sword Dancers' Chronicles: Interlude Tales V1 by TheLightVictorious reviews
Four years after the events of SAO, Laughing Coffin initiates another Death Game, reigning in over eighty thousand players and taking over every game server in the world. Will they achieve their dreams of making this new Death Game last forever? Only time will tell... time and the swords of the legendary heroes who stand in their way. Currently writing Interlude Tales: Vol. 1.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 77 - Words: 507,112 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., OC - Complete
Blood and Tears by I'mJustAnotherGamer reviews
Sword Art Online has become a death game, and Kirito becomes despised once he reveals his identity as a beta tester. He finds solace in a girl his age named Asuna, and the two of them soon begin to develop feelings for each other. A different take on SAO, where Laughing Coffin has much more of a presence, the pain absorption is removed entirely, and there are now 120 floors.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,885 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Yuuki/Yuuki K., Heathcliff/Akihiko K. - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11691 - Favs: 14,448 - Follows: 10,464 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35552 - Favs: 26,544 - Follows: 19,563 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ashes of Aincrad by Indefinite Arrow reviews
After the events of Aincrad and Alfheim, Kirito and Asuna live their lives with ease. Broken up into three parts, the adventures of the duo in the real world. Rated M for future chapters. {KiritoxAsuna.}
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
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The Swordsman Chronicles reviews
Trapped in a game of death, introverted gamer Kirigaya Kazuto has to reconsider his stance on always playing solo. A reimagining of the original story, set in a slightly more mature version of SAO with new game mechanics, a heavier emphasis on guild politics and a significantly less generous pain absorption meter. Eventual KiritoxAsuna / GuildMaster Kirito.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 7/12/2018 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., OC
The Crimson Sorcerer reviews
Harry Potter is the Boy-Who-Lived, but not in the way Dumbledore wanted. Rejected and abused by his aunt and uncle, Harry grows up to become a wildly different man than anyone could have predicted. A man set on reclaiming control over his own life, come hell or high water. Slightly GreaterGood!Dumbledore. Chaotic Neutral!Harry. Begins Post Chamber of Secrets. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,072 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Darkness Within reviews
AU. After killing the father of the infant Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort unearthed an entity of such hatred that it made him flee in terror. As the years went by, Severus Snape became his new legal guardian, and was sworn to secrecy by Albus Dumbledore. Thinking Severus to be his biological father, Harry grew up inheriting Severus passion for alchemy. [CANCELLED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Serpent reviews
AU. An enigma as old as time itself. A being reawakened, one that could bring destruction to all creation. An order dedicated to safekeeping the mysteries of Magic. In the grand scheme of things, Lord Voldemort was nothing but a speck of dust. The greatest bloodshed still remains. And as the young boy from Privet Drive is about to discover, the real battle has just barely begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Catalyst of Distant Worlds reviews
The universe is inhabited by a broad variety of menacing beasts that feed on humankind. These monsters are known as Pokémon. One day, an anomaly in the space-time continuum causes the regions of Kanto and Sinnoh to fuse into one massive continent. Now it's up to Ash, a self-proclaimed "trainer" from Pallet Town, and his new blue-haired female companion to set things straight.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 7/22/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
The Realm Beyond reviews
When the teenage boy Jason gets sucked into the game Minecraft, his entire life gets turned upside down. The once cute little survival game becomes a horrifying reality as he is forced to survive under the laws of this new universe. Watch as he struggles to survive awkward romance, monsters and dangerous situations. [CANCELLED]
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - OC - Complete
Wherever You Go reviews
A short love story about the greatest couple of all time! Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Of Life, Love And Loneliness reviews
With complications in their love life, Asuna and Kirito is struggling to keep the relationship going. So what will happen when the couple is suddenly invited to a ski-vacation in the cold north? A short love story/one-shot. Rated M for lemony goodness and grammar mistakes! xD
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Complete
Phantom Prophecy reviews
Follow Andrew, a.k.a "The Phantom", on his quest to conquer the "Bullet of Bullets" Set in the world of Gun Gale Online, you never know who to trust. And your worst enemy might just turn out to be your greatest ally. Love can spark even at the places you least expect it. Trust nobody, kill your enemy and take it all in this competition for glory and fame! [CANCELLED]
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - OC - Complete
