This is what comes of my sudden urge to play with my plot bunnies. I hope you enjoy it. It's not my leaf pile, but i love jumping in it like a deranged toddler.

Paroled to preserve their magical bloodlines, Thorfinn Rowle and Antonin Dolohov are just trying to get on with their lives. A drunken one night stand between Hermione and Thorfinn, coupled with Dolohov's obsession with the curly haired witch, lead them toward a series of unexpected, but not entirely unfortunate events.

[HG/SS] AU/Crack: Severus Snape has to deliver the acceptance letter to the Granger home thanks to Minerva being sick with the cat flu. He has no idea how this one event will change his life forever. SSHG/HEA (COMPLETE)

A life threatening situation makes Harm re-evaluate some choices and reveals a surprising side to one of his colleagues.

AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.

As the final battle ends, Hermione's secret is acidentally exposed. Will Harry and Ron understand the path that Dumbledore put her on in their 6th year not only led to the defeat of Voldemort, but to her marriage to Draco Malfoy?