Hello random humans/animals/aliens that somehow ended up on my profile. I'm The Master Blonde, and I am new to this world for some reason. Let me tell you about myself.

Name/Nickname: Zamariya, Zamomo, Z.J, and others.

Age: Age is a number. Numbers are in math. I'm not very good at that.

Interests/What you should expect to see: I will mostly do Kuroshitsuji, Attack on Titan, a little bit of Creepypasta when I feel like it. Let's put some good ol' Adventure Time in there. Once upon a time I actually did a crossover. I really like cereal and anime. Blood and gore is also a very cherished interest for myself.

What I don't like: I honestly feel a little uncomfortable making nsfw/mature content. If I ever get popular enough to get requests, don't request that. I also hate Claude Faustus.

I hope to get to know you all, and I hope you all get to know me. For the people that actually care for my unnecessarily long profile, I like you, my random citizen. Have fun!

Or don't. Either way is fine with me.

(Just so you know, my laptop is a horrible freak of nature that doesn't possess that magical power of spell-check, and I really hate re-reading my material... so if I fail miserably on a story that I submit, I apologize.)