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 a wise woman once told me: in order not to be complete shit at something, youre gonna have to put effort into it and actually practice. and so, now we have me posting my practicing of writing on the internet because i feed off positive attention and constant approval please critize me i mean for shits sake this is to improve my writing skills but also be nice about it my self esteem is low and one bad hit will shatter it and make me want to kill myself also there was no wise woman i made it up so people would pay attention |
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Excelsior by Noire Knightmare reviews
By day, he is Arthur Kirkland, university student and best friend of Alfred F. Jones. By night, he is England, world-renowned thief and sworn enemy of America. Hetalia superhero/supervillain AU, USUK. Now on AO3 under the same username.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 203,112 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2015 - England/Britain, America
Trollbunden by Adelheidi reviews
Spellbound: Matthias and people from his town are forced to make a choice, to stand up against their king or perish under his harsh rule. Their rebellion seems to be doomed in the beginning, until Matthias meets someone that has insight that can give them victory. But is he willing to risk all of their lives based on information from a stranger reluctant to reveal his identity?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,256 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2018 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark
Five Weeks at Freddy's by The Gentleman Xerneas reviews
Mike Schmidt is in a rough patch at the moment, forcing him to take on an extra part time job as a security guard for a kid's restaurant on its last legs. The ad in the paper made it seem easy enough even if it's underpaid work, but little does Mike know Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, during the night, is Hell on Earth. May become M rated due to graphic violence, language and/or romance.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 257,769 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 135 - Words: 30,791 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America
Counting Stars by A Drop of Starlight reviews
Antonio, failed writer and journalist, thinks things are finally going his way when he lands an interview with actor Lovino Vargas. But it's only the start of a long line of problems... the biggest of which may be Vargas himself. (Spamano, Human AU)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,602 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
The World Is Ugly by HarleyMarie reviews
With the rise of the Confederate States of America, Alfred F. Jones must make his hardest decision yet: To let his people go, or to wage a bloody war that is ultimately against himself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,998 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 10/6/2014 - America
The Sell-Out by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Lovino is plotting against his family. Antonio is his psychopathic partner. Meanwhile, Detectives Arthur Kirkland and Alfred Jones have a crime syndicate to bring down. Mafia AU. Spamano. Dark!Spain. Rated for language and possible gore in later chapters. - DISCONTINUED -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,671 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 12/12/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Prussia
Familiar by TinkanaiT32 reviews
REVISED. Vash just got the greatest news of his life: he's going to be a bodyguard for his idol, a world famous classical musician. Roderich just got the worst news of his life: he's going to have a live-in bodyguard invading his space. They both meet with expectations, but both are confused when they can't shake off the feeling of familiarity...or attraction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,825 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Switzerland, Austria]
When Night Falls by rexlover180 reviews
They're called demons, the creatures that cause so much pain and suffering in the world. Born from the dark wishes of humanity, they only seek to destroy. As a half-demon, Alfred wants nothing more than to right the wrongs of his past. As a human, Ivan won't let anything get in the way as he seeks revenge. Their common goal; kill them all. RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,411 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [America, Russia] - Complete
The Danish Slaughterhouse by Decada reviews
At Mathias's insistent begging, the rest of the Nordic Five decide to go visit this "new, bigger, totally badass" mansion of his and spend some vacation there. But the stay might not be as pleasant as Mathias had let on... I don't own Hetalia or the characters used in this. Trigger warning: Rape, murder (since Suspense and horror is not a good enough indicator of what this fic is.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Norway, Denmark] [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Not Your Ordinary Fairytale by AndAllThatJazzToo reviews
[Human AU] If she were a regular damsel in distress, she would be waiting quietly in that castle to be rescued by her Prince Charming. She is currently on a carriage roof being strangled by a man she punched in the face. If he were a regular knight, he would be charging through the castle doors to rescue the fair maiden. He is currently strangling some poor girl on a carriage roof.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 102,081 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Hungary, Prussia] France, Spain - Complete
I can almost see you by aphbirdie reviews
Pokemon AU. Bosa City, the harmony that brings together the land and the sea, is universally loved. The air is salty and refreshing, and the locals open up their stands in the market to greets unfamiliar faces and share stories. Lovino Vargas thinks its full of shit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2015
Beneath the Waves by duckie-force reviews
19 year old Kiku Honda had never before questioned his village's insistence on culling the local merpeople, until he came face to face with Herakles, who he just could not kill. After saving the merman's life, the two slowly formed a rapport and then a friendship... And then more than a friendship, all while keeping their very meeting a secret from their families and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,736 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Japan, Greece] China, Cyprus - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Arthur by MaplePucks reviews
Prince Francis has been kidnapped again and given that he's 22 years old, his father the King is not going to bail him out this time. And the Pirates that have captured him are out for blood. Doom is nigh until a certain scruffy head rival Pirate shows up... *Cardverse!AU, fluffyish. FrUk. Pirates, sword fighting, mild language.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [England/Britain, France]
Life is a Fairytale by Lanx Borealis reviews
Wandering deep into the woods out of curiosity, twelve-year-old Dipper Pines meets the enigmatic Bill Cipher. Trapped in the binds of a deal, Dipper finds himself unearthing long-lost secrets that are better left forgotten. [Prequel to Limbo is a Legend, Book One of the Once Upon a Time Trilogy]
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 161,748 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Bill, Dipper P.] - Complete
Wanted: In America by PurpleWrites reviews
Gilbert, Francis, and Antonio are far from your ordinary robbers. They like to plan everything in a well-thought out manner, and get out with as much money as they can carry. After another successful robbery, they've decided it's time to step it up, and plan on robbing from the Big Guy himself, the President of the USA. But with more than just cops chasing them, will they succeed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - England/Britain, France, Prussia, Spain
Cliffhanger by PurpleWrites reviews
Professional rock climbers and brothers Matthew Williams and Alfred Jones are on a hiking trip in Zion National Park when all of a sudden their bus was taken away by a landslide. Now the brothers along with the other passengers of the bus struggle to survive in one of Utah's most famous parks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2015 - N. Italy, America, Canada, Sealand
Deranged, Eh? by rewind route reviews
Canada was glad that America had remembered his birthday. Now he would just have to bludgeon him, drag him down into his basement, and steal his identity. He'd been practicing, and he was getting pretty good at acting like a loud idiot. For once, no one would even notice that America was gone. Snapped!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2015 - America, Canada
Lullaby by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,728 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, Russia
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Let Me In by pocketfulofmumbles reviews
When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,409 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Finland, Sweden
The Boston Massacre by Lady Charity reviews
After that one night, things were never the same between them. England and America in the Boston Massacre
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/15/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
