Hey and welcome to my uh... oh yea, profile. Right. Well i'm not good at writing these kinds of things but here goes nothing. I'm 17, male, and i was born and raised in Miami, Florida. One day i'm gonna get out of here and head straight for New York, mostly cause I want to see what snow is like and cause I have some family and friends I want to see there.

Favorite Artists

Green Day, Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Sum 41, Blink 182, The Offspring, Survivor, Yellowcard, Relient K, Daft Punk, Michelle Branch, Avril Lavigne, The Pillows, Fallout Boy, John Williams, Goldfinger, and a few others...

Favorite Shows

South Park, Family Guy, Fairly Oddparents, Teen Titans, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, That 70's show, Mad TV, Saturday Night Live, Mind of Mencia, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy,there are some I'm forgetting but these are my most favorite.

Favorite Quotes

-"what is the strangest place you jerked off in!

Mine was in school in Freshman year. Study hall, I was wearing this really large fleece and snow pants. All of a sudden I got a boner... And I looked at my study hall teacher and just started jacking off to her...

She was wearing these really tight pants and her ass was like being held back and it was really out there.

Lets just say it got really messy and cold in my pants after that, and I was walked home like that. The strangest feeling I tell you, having some sticky stuff stuck to your inner thigh and all cold after a couple minutes...

I bet MC jerked off before being deployed on Delta Halo..."- Some guy from a Halo 2 message board.

-Violence is never the answer. It's just the fun alternative.

-"We are gathered here today, to witness the joining of our loved dead ones, uh, pleas speak now or forever rest in peace, indivisdible, with liberty and justice for all, The End."- Caboose, from Red vs. Blue.

-Being healthy just means you're dying slower than the rest of us.

-I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

-"You're gonna get flamed for having a different opinion. You know that right?"

-There is no I in team, but there is an I in pie, and theres an I in meat pie, and the anagram of meat is team.

-It looks like her plastic surgeon just beat her with a frying pan until something that looked like a face formed...

-Hate me if you must, but there is more to life than winning. There's pissing the other guy off and getting shot down in a huge explosion

-"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make... super lemons!"

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

- "Time... line? Time isn't made out of lines... it is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round."-Caboose, from Red vs. Blue.

-I love this job more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy. - Adam West

-I could hear Bush now: "I'm gonna blow you up worse than I did Iraq, n00b!""

-Some reports show video games make kids violent, and some say otherwise.
Following the same logic, since all murderers have drunk water in their lives...

-In time, all wounds heal. All hearts can be mended. It is never too late.

-"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Einstein

-"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius

-Those who see a car heading towards a unaware child and attempt to push the car out of the way, shouldn’t trust their instincts

-I think it's time we had a talk son. You see, when a man plays Halo 2, and a woman plays Halo 2, and they get a lot of kills . . . .well thats when they do the "special hug". Do you know what I'm talking about son?

-In wine theres wisdom, in beer theres strength, in water theres bacteria

-But seriously, if animals wanted rights, they should have invented guns first

-Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it you dirty .

-Anything that takes more than 30 seconds to explain is magic

-A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

-...I live in the USA, where we are gradually coming to understand that nothing we do is ever our fault, especially if it's really stupid. - Dave Barry

-Like many culinary delicacies, revenge is a dish best savored slowly, after long and delicate preparation.

-How come when something is delivered by car, it's called a shipment, but if something is delivered by ship, it's a cargo?

-t takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool

-"Out of 100,000 sperm, I can't believe you were the fastest."

-"Only in America can a poor black boy born into poverty, become a rich white man."

-I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

-"Utilising the power of the Grif Cannon, we make a Grif-sized hole in the outer wall. ...Or we paint it a very disgusting color." -Sarge, from Red vs Blue.

-"Faith in humanity... decreasing..."

-Welcome to Xbox Live, where everyone is racist and hates you!

-ISS GON' RAIN!

-HE GON' GEDDIT!

-You Can't Spell Manslaughter Without Laughter!