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 Author has written 25 stories for Fallout, Halo, Pokémon, Star Wars, Silent Hill, Mortal Kombat, Misc. Movies, Misc. Games, Soul Calibur, Castle Crashers, Friday the 13th, Hitman, Resident Evil, Phineas and Ferb, Wynonna Earp, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Call of Duty, Avengers, Planet of the Apes, BioShock, Yu-Gi-Oh, God of War, Dark Souls, Overwatch, Jurassic Park, Killer Instinct, Shovel Knight, Goon, Splinter Cell, Elder Scroll series, Walking Dead, Penguins of Madagascar, Ash vs Evil Dead, Walking Dead, Far Cry, Castlevania, and Arrow. Hello! I've been working on small fanfictions for about six years now and still suck, but it's still enjoyable to write and hear any and all feedback. Because sucking at something is the first step at being sort of good at something. He/Him |
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Blue vs Caesar reviews
Hello once again! Here's another addition to my versus series, taking the power scale down from the last battle, this time taking the famous velociraptor Blue from Jurassic World taking on Caesar from the Planet of the Apes reboot series. This takes Blue from after her appearance in JW Fallen Kingdom and takes Caesar from during his War for Planet of the Apes incarnation. Enjoy!
Crossover - Planet of the Apes & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9 - Caesar, Blue
Kratos vs Revan reviews
Hello! I'm back from hibernation with a crossover sequel no one asked for, the return of Kratos from God of War taking on Revan from the Star Wars universe. This takes Kratos from about his time from the end of God of War 3 and a male Revan from after his outing during KOTOR, with character influence from SWTOR. Hopefully I got all characterizations correct and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Star Wars & God of War - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15 - Revan
Infinity Crisis reviews
Hey everyone! This is an attempt to merge CW's Arrowverse and the MCU with the heroes of the Arrowverse taking on the MCU version of Thanos! This is longer than any of my battle series, and will be a multiple-chapter arc, but this takes the Arrowverse from before the Crisis event of 2019 and Thanos as his Infinity war incarnation as an alternative to the Anti-Monitor! Thanks/enjoy!
Crossover - Avengers & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 12/21/2019 - Thanos, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Barry A.
Dracula vs Onaga
Hey everyone! This is another addition to my battle series, this time pitting two diabolical villains against each other in Dracula of Castlevania versus Onaga of Mortal Kombat! This takes Dracula as an amalgamation, with influence from Symphony of the Night, and Onaga from MK Deception before his defeat by Shujinko. Hopefully all characterizations are right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Published: 10/29/2019
Arbiter vs Mandalore
Hello everyone! This is another addition to my battle series, this time taking two legendary leaders of the stars, Arbiter (Thel 'Vadam) versus Mandalore (Canderous Ordo)! This takes the Arbiter from approximately his time during Halo 5 and Mandalore from presumably between KOTOR 1 and 2 just after he took up the title. Hopefully I got all characterizations right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Halo & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2019 - Arbiter, Canderous O.
Joseph Seed vs Vladimir Makarov
Hey everyone! Welcome to the 20th addition to my battle series, this time pitting two of the most hated villains in first person shooter games in Joseph Seed versus Makarov! This narratively takes Makarov from his appearance in MW2 and Seed from his appearance in Far Cry 5. Hopefully I got all characterizations correct and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Call of Duty & Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Vladimir Makarov, Joseph S. - Complete
Casey Jones vs Negan reviews
Hello once again! Here's another addition to my battle series, this time taking two sports equipment wielding legends in Casey Jones vs Negan! This takes Negan from his introduction in the Walking Dead in season 7 and takes Casey Jones as an amalgamation of his appearances, mainly based on his 2003 cartoon incarnation. Hopefully I got all characterizations right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Negan - Complete
Ash Williams vs Wynonna Earp reviews
Hello once again, quick turnaround on this battle but this time we pit two of the best demon hunters on the silver screen against each other, Ash Williams of Evil Dead versus Wynonna Earp of the show of the same name! This takes Ash from his incarnation in Ash vs Evil Dead and Wynonna from approximately during season 3. Hopefully I got all characterizations right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Wynonna Earp & Ash vs Evil Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2019
Frank Horrigan vs Jorge 052 reviews
Hello once again! Here's another addition to my battle series, this time Frank Horrigan from Fallout 2 taking on Jorge from Halo Reach! This takes Frank from the battle at the end of Fallout 2 and Jorge from just before his sacrifice in Reach. Sorry for the long build-up for this battle but hopefully I got both characterizations right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Fallout & Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2019
Perry the Platypus vs Skipper reviews
Hello everyone! Welcome to another addition to my battle series, this time taking a bit less of a serious step and pitting two animal agents head to head, famous OWCA Agent Perry the Platypus of Phineas and Ferb fame versus Skipper, the leader of Penguins of Madagascar! Each character is pulled as amalgamations, hopefully I got the characterizations right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2019
Solaire of Astora vs Jack Baker reviews
Hello once again! This is another entry into my battle series, this time pitting Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7 against Solaire of Astora from Dark Souls fame! This narratively takes place during the events of Resident Evil 7 and presumably at Solaire's introduction in Dark Souls (time is convoluted, after all). Hopefully I did both characters justice and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Resident Evil & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2019 - Ethan W., Jack B., Solaire of Astora - Complete
Ericson's Boarding School vs Little Lamplight reviews
Hey everyone! This is another addition to my battle series, this time a squad on squad fight between two kid factions, the survivors in Ericson's Boarding School from Telltale's Walking Dead going against Little Lamplight of Fallout! EBS is from after the last season of TWD (minor spoilers), and LL is from Fallout 3. Hopefully I got all characterizations correct and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Fallout & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2019 - MacCready, AJ, Violet
Alduin vs Rayquaza reviews
Hello all! Here's another addition to my battle series, this time with two magnificent dragons, Alduin of Elder Scrolls versus Rayquaza of Pokemon! Taking Rayquaza from its ORAS timeline and Alduin from after his battle against the ancient Nordic heroes, this was a fun one to write! Hopefully I got all characterizations right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2019 - Rayquaza, Alduin
Agent 47 vs Sam Fisher
Hello! This is another addition to my short battle series, this time pitting two of the stealthiest video game characters head to head, Agent 47 of Hitman versus Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell! Narratively taking place around Hitman 2 for 47 and after Splinter Cell: Blacklist for Fisher, this was a really fun one to write! Hopefully I got all characterizations right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Hitman & Splinter Cell - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2019 - Complete
The Goon vs Jason Voorhees reviews
Hello all! Welcome to another addition to my battle series, this time pitting the Goon from the Dark Horse Comics universe against Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th! Narratively pulling the Goon as an amalgamation of his depictions as well as an amalgamation of Jason, with the exception of the 9th film. Hopefully I got all characterizations right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Friday the 13th & Goon - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Jason V.
Shovel Knight vs Castle Crashers reviews
Hey everyone! This is my tenth battle in this series, this time pitting indie game legend Shovel Knight against the main cast of knights in Castle Crashers! Continuity-wise this battle takes place after Shovel Knight (spoilers) and after the plot of Castle Crashers, with slight head-canon for the latter. Hopefully I got all characterizations right and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Castle Crashers & Shovel Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2019 - Shovel Knight
Cervantes de León vs Spinal reviews
Hello once again! This is a continuation of my battle series, this time including two of the most feared pirate villains of video games, Cervantes de León of Soul Calibur against Spinal of Killer Instinct! Cervantes comes from his incarnation in SCV mixed with SCVI, while it is Spinal's Killer Instinct (2013) iteration. Hopefully I got the characterizations correct and y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Killer Instinct - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2019 - Cervantes, Spinal
Legate Lanius vs Marius Titus reviews
Hello all! This is my eighth battle in this series between two men on opposite sides of history: Legate Lanius of Fallout: New Vegas and Marius Titus of Ryse: Son of Rome! Continuity-wise, this takes place after the battle for Hoover Dam for Lanius and before the climactic battle against Boudica for Marius. Hopefully I got all characterizations right and enjoy y'all!
Crossover - Misc. Games & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2019
Indominus Rex vs Sharktopus reviews
Hello all! This is my seventh battle in this series, pitting the infamous Indominus Rex from Jurassic World against one of the best bad shark movie monsters, the Sharktopus from the movie of the same name! This battle will take place with the I-Rex having just escaped and the Sharktopus essentially from its first movie. Hopefully I got all characterizations right and please enjoy!
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2019
Erron Black vs McCree
Hello again! This is another in my series of battles, unfortunately a hair on the short side, but this time including two of the grittiest cowboys this side of the River Styx! Erron Black, the Earthrealm mercenary from Mortal Kombat X against Jesse McCree of Overwatch fame. Hopefully I did both characters justice, and hopefully y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Erron Black, J. McCree
Siegmeyer of Catarina vs Pyramid Head
Hello all! This time we have the world's favorite onion bro, Siegmeyer of Catarina from Dark Souls 1, against Pyramid Head of Silent Hills 2 fame. I apologize for not actually playing any Silent Hill games, but I've watched gameplay for research and hopefully I got the characterizations right for all characters involved. Enjoy y'all!
Crossover - Silent Hill & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2019 - Pyramid Head, Siegmeyer of Catarina
Kratos vs Starkiller reviews
Hello all! Here's my fourth battle in my series, this time including the 2018 Game of the Year's champion Kratos of God of War fame going against an old favorite of mine, Galen Marek of Star Wars the Force Unleashed! Narratively taking place after the most recent GoW game and while Starkiller was still an apprentice of Vader, hopefully I did justice for these characters. Enjoy!
Crossover - Star Wars & God of War - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2019 - G. Marek/Starkiller
Red vs Yugi
Well this took way longer to write and ended up much longer than I expected, but here it is! Long story short (pun intended), this is the main character from the first series of Pokemon, Red, from around the time of Ultra Sun and Moon, dueling against Yugi Muto (as well as Yami Yugi) from the anime. Hopefully I did both characters justice in merging worlds and I hope y'all enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,795 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2018 - Red, Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Soap vs Rookie reviews
Second battle I've written, this time between Captain Soap MacTavish (assumingly right before MW2) and Rookie (post-Halo ODST). These two characters were pivotal in growing up for me, and it was difficult to pit these two badasses against each other, but here it is! A little longer than I would've liked, but hopefully y'all will enjoy.
Crossover - Halo & Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2018 - Rookie, MacTavish/Soap
Big Daddy vs Deathclaw reviews
A kickoff to hopefully more very short, battle-centered crossovers, as a generic Big Daddy of Bioshock fights a generic Deathclaw from Fallout. My apologies there is no big explanation as to why they fight or why each other is where they are, but I plan to add better backstories in future fights.
Crossover - Fallout & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2018
