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Hi! I am withered-soup, an insane delicacy that got deported to earth after carrying out psychopathic poisoning attempts in hell. My usual flavor varies from angst to tragedy. The constant seasonings I add are lust and romance. I offer readers bowls of symbolism and mystery to increase spice.

Currently, I am making Naruto soup...and sadly I've been stalling a lot. I swore not to write another chapter until I get enough ideas. Anyway, I am also a yaoi fan soup and my latest favorite is the Uchiha incest! I also write Sakura-Sasuke fics but I do not favor Sakura that much. Ironically, I have three Sakura-Sasuke fics and one yaoi fic. Hmmm... Anyway, I don't hate Haruno Sakura, but I don't like her just the same.

Wanna know me? Then go clickie!

My ADORED pairings:

.Itachi-Sasuke. (Naruto)

.Naruto-Sasuke. (Naruto)

.Neji-Sasuke. (Naruto)

.Gaara-Sasuke. (Naruto)

.Soubi-Ritsuka. (Loveless)

MENU:

Confessions of a Sinner

- COOKED! (prequel of Angels Still Fall from the Skies)

- Full Summary: Is lust a sin? This is a story of a male entertainer named Uchiha Sasuke, the reigning sex god of his time. At the height of his seductive fame, he met Haruno Sakura, a demure, pretty student. Knowing how innocent Sakura is, he decides to fake it all and play with her feelings. But as the story goes, he realizes something really deep. In the end will he be able to confess, not his sins, but his love for her?

Alternate Universe. Sasuke-Sakura. Angst. Romance. Drama. Tragedy.

Angels Still Fall from the Skies

- COOKED! (sequel of Confessions of a Sinner)

- Full Summary: An angel falls from the skies and drops right in front of Haruno Sakura. He claims the name of Uchiha Sasuke and that... he doesn't know her. Torn by the memories of his earthly past and emotions, he struggles to recall all things before the heavens open again to get him back. But will he still still be able to go back if he remembers that he used to love a mortal named Sakura?

Alternate Universe. Sasuke-Sakura. Drama. Romance.

The Sixty-Fifth Grave

- frying... (error: stalling)

- Full Summary: A genius in almost everything, Uchiha Sasuke has one flaw that haunts him: he has killed someone. Because of this, he is forced to be used by several people just to keep his secret concealed.

Someone by the name of Sakura suddenly bangs into his life. Something tells him that he can not lose her to the guys she wants to be with but the problem is...she doesn't want him. How will his teenage life work out if he is stuck in his past and the one he loves will never be able to love him back?

Alternate Universe. Sasuke-Sakura. Drama. Humor. Romance. Tragedy.

Le Tueur Triste

- frying... CURRENT WORK

- Full Summary: A vampire walks for a hundred years in search for the one who converted him into a blood drinker. And then one normal day, a boy comes up to him and the child's words draws him way back to the time of his birth into second life. His memories of the enchanted life he leads will mesmerize all who hear.

Alternate Universe. Sasuke-Sakura. Drama. Romance. Adventure.

Caution: Served HOT. (wink.wink.)

RANDOM

Here are some lines I loved the most from Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn. It is, so far, my favorite fan fiction among all fics I have read in all categories I've visited. It is slash/ yaoi fic in the Harry Potter category. I swear, if you read this, you'll worship it.

Harry: "Do you think you can just walk away from this, like nothing's happened?"

Draco: "I can. Why can't you? If it means nothing to you?"

Draco: "It's unbearable when you're not around, but I can't stand being with you either."

Draco: "Of course I'm being unreasonable," ... "I'm in love with you, for starters. That pretty much goes against all laws of reason, completely blows the roof of irrationality, and catapults right out of the galaxy of insanity."

Draco: "It isn't love, Potter, it's a love spell. It thrives on unrequited love, and drives you absolutely crazy because you find yourself longing for something you know you don't want and can not get."

P.S. An author would love any review so please help me improve. You may suggest to me any fic that you really worship so I might have something to read. Thank you guys! XD

Fic Recommendations:

1. Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn (Harry Potter)

2. Rock the Boat by Atropos' Knife (Get Backers)

3. Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume (Naruto)