Little Miss Beatlemaniac
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Joined 06-08-14, id: 5788577, Profile Updated: 05-25-15
Author has written 18 stories for Dexter's Laboratory, Across the Universe, Drake & Josh, Sherlock, To Kill a Mockingbird, Johnny Bravo, Simpsons, and Glee.

Greetings, everybody!

My name is Bailey, so you may call me that as well.

As you can probably tell by my avatar and my pen name, I am a huge fan of the Beatles.

In fact, sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong era.

Reviews: they can be critiques or compliments. Just, you know, be nice. :-)

It is my dream to become an author when I grow up, and one of many ways to improve my writing skills is to share my stories with other fellow authors.

Thank you!

By the way, a majority of my stories will be yaoi-related, because I am straight and happen to be a fan of guy love. However, I will try to write at least one straight romance story or a story that just revolves around friendship. And I might take requests if they are right up my alley.

Also, if you want to make fan art for my works or something like that, please send me the link and I would be more than happy to see it.

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Habits by friedmermaidtails reviews
Smithers is forced to reevaluate his life and his feelings for Mr. Burns when a cancer diagnosis quakes him to his core. Everything he thought he had known, every year - decade - spent in servitude for a man he could never have, would come to a head during a night of careless, drunken mistakes with the only person to ever provide him solace. Perhaps it wasn't so much of a mistake?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,043 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015 - [Moe S., Waylon S.] Montgomery Burns - Complete
The Life and Times of Mandark Astronominov by TotalFangirl985782 reviews
After being secluded from children for years, Mandark must find a way to assimilate into middle school life. But an unforeseen twist changes his life forever. Romance, humor, confusion, and secrets! You decide how the story goes! Review please... Or don't. But it would be nice.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - S. Mandark A.
Just One Kiss by Inked Insignia reviews
When Peppermint Patty says she doesn't know wether she likes girls or guys, Marcie suggests a way to find out. This method throws Peppermint Patty off guard. Will this tear the girls apart or bring them closer together? PP/M. Oneshot.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2013 - [Peppermint Patty, Marcie] - Complete
Verbiage by PermHiatus reviews
Dexter and Mandark are making good use of newly learned SAT Vocabulary. Dexdark, DexterxMandark, MandarkxDexter. Slash.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Dexter, S. Mandark A.
Love Like Woe by YoungThugEgg reviews
What happens when Mandark thinks about his feelings for Dexter? Olga and Dee Dee trying to hook them together of course? And that results in a Dexdark! R & R ! Ratings may go up if needed! This used to be 'What Makes You Beautiful'. I'd recommend listening to the title song while reading. Story cover courtesy of OrganizationXIIIGrl on deviantArt.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Dexter, S. Mandark A.
Keep Your Enemies Closer 2: Banishing Doubt by Aneko Kitana reviews
Dexter is finally on his way to recovery, but he likes to keep in the lab….Much to Mandark's distaste. What will it take to get them closer? How about a second catastrophe to fan the flames? Shonen-ai. Fluff. Dexter/Mandark. *Squee!* Rated M/Later CHs...
Fusion Fall - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011
Date Night by Unattainable Illusion reviews
One shot. Mandark and Dexter are on a date. Watching horror movies. So on and so forth. Mostly just full of humor. Cheers to humor. Some fluff some almost smut...if such a thing even exists.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2010 - S. Mandark A., Dexter - Complete
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Proma reviews
Last year, Dexter McPherson didn't go to prom since he didn't have a date, but this year he did, exams were over, and he'd be graduating in a few weeks. So if everything was supposed to be perfect according to his calculations, how did he end up sad and alone in a school parking lot with his equally-alone frenemy Mandark? (Rated T, just for language)
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Dexter, S. Mandark A. - Complete
Red Shoelaces
"An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet regardless of time, place or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break," - Chinese Proverb. (Moe/Smithers. Rated T, just to be safe.)
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Moe S., Waylon S.]
The Epidemic in Black Forest reviews
Halloween...two boys...and a haunted house. But this isn't just your ordinary horror story. (Rated T, just to be safe, though it could just as easily be K-plus .)
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2014
Destiny's Path reviews
Sometimes, it's amazing how destiny can lead you to a whole new direction. And Waylon Smithers has yet to discover what or who lies at the end of the path he must follow. (A Moe/Smithers fic, made for a request. Also has a bit of Burns/Smithers Sr. Rated T for swearing and drunkenness, I guess.)
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Complete
Numbers and Letters
Elliott Gilbert hates Calculus class out of all the ones he takes at NYU. But will a certain friend of his potentially make it less unbearable? Based on what I felt during my Algebra test. (Warning: contains Kelliott. Rated T for swearing, but that's about it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Kurt H., Elliott G./Starchild - Complete
Reverse-Dynamic
Exactly how it sounds: Mr. Burns assists Smithers, and Smithers keeps coming up with commands. But will he take it too far?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
A Poem From the Heart reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Springfield and Smithers is struggling to find a way to admit his love for a certain owner of a nuclear power plant. What happens when he decides to write a poem? Contains: Burns x Smithers. It may not be Valentine's Day yet, but who cares?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Friends and Lemonade reviews
Johnny Bravo is a narcissistic Elvis-impersonating young man who just wants to spend the day watching TV. But what happens when Little Suzy recruits him to help sell lemonade? And worse, invites a certain nerd to help as well?
Johnny Bravo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Complete
Cynophobia reviews
Sherlock Holmes was never really a dog person. In fact, he is afraid of them. But what happens when John gets a hold of this information and adopts a pet dog for their apartment? Can this case of cynophobia be stopped by man's best friend? Contains Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Human Animals
A poem written in Atticus Finch's point of view about the coexistence of good and evil in this world. Originally a school project.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2014
Breaking Free reviews
Dexter and Mandark are the smartest scientific geniuses in school and the biggest of rivals. But what happens when they are given the option to reveal their secret talents to the whole school? Will everything change? Contains: Dexdark and OC's.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Dexter, S. Mandark A., OC - Complete
How to Save a Life reviews
Thanks to his parents, Dexter is forced against his will to go to the town pool with Dee Dee. But what happens when he encounters a dangerous situation? Will a certain lifeguard be able to save him? Warning: contains Dexdark. Don't read if it's "not [your] division". Title inspired by The Fray.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Dexter, S. Mandark A. - Complete
The Jumping Detective reviews
The ledge scene from Yes Man? Amazing. The edge scene from Sherlock? Suspenseful. What do you get when you cross them together?...Amazingly suspenseful. Rated T for attempted suicide, I guess. Short story.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Complete
Somebody Who Understands reviews
Sherlock Holmes is a rude, arrogant individual who is very self-centered. But...is he really? Could a man named John Watson see through his stoic disguise and delve deeper into the real Sherlock who just wants a friend? Contains future Johnlock. You have been warned.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Georgilocks and the Three Beatles reviews
Join the Beatles as they retell a story from our own childhoods about a young man named Georgilocks who intrudes upon the house of the Three Beatles. Slightly AU-ish, like a lot of my previous fics. Includes some slash if you squint.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Complete
You're Going to Lose That Boy reviews
George Harrison is a young boy in love with another man. Unfortunately, this man is taken. How will things play out for him? Ringo Starr is not your average queer. Behind his eyes, there is a hidden message he refuses to let anybody see. But what is it, exactly? (Warning: mentions of abuse though not too graphic. Also, contains Rory/Ringo and George/Ringo.)
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
Not Your Average Slumber Party reviews
Craig and Eric have always liked each other as more than friends, though they haven't told each other yet. But when Drake and Josh invite them to a slumber party, what kind of things unfold? Warning: contains Craig/Eric(obviously) and "Truth or Dare". Read at your own risk.:-)
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Eric B., Craig R. - Complete
Losses and Gains reviews
Susan "Mandark" Astronominov and Dexter McPherson have been rivals ever since they can remember. But what will happen when tragedy strikes the redheaded genius? Could it be that there is some good in Mandark after all? (Contains yaoi. No like, no read.) Disclaimer: The characters belong to Genndy Tartakovsky and Cartoon Network, but the story came from my imagination.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Dexter, S. Mandark A. - Complete