Who I am is irrelevant. Ask and I will lie.

I can be found on Archive Of Our Own and Tumblr under the same username. I write fucked up shit.

Note to those who use the anon review feature to attack me as a person: don't bother. It'll just get deleted.

To the morons who keep calling me a pedophile, clearly you have no idea what the word means, to be using it so broadly and incorrectly. To those who have reported my stories and myself, congratulations on your "moral superiority," I hope it makes you feel good about yourself that you had my story, which was not hurting anybody, removed. But please don't think that insulting me and reporting me will ever make me stop writing and posting, because it won't. I write for my enjoyment and I post for the enjoyment of others, and much as you may want to believe that I'm some sick deviant (which would be true, just not in the context you're assuming) there are others who, like me, enjoy the thought of a romantic (and sexual) relationship between mother and son. So please keep in mind that just because you may no longer see what I write, does not mean that it's no longer being written.

As for those who complain when I tag Robin Hood in a story he is in, to that I say:

1. I am not using the Outlaw Queen tag. If I was, I'd be tagging my stories as Robin/Regina as a romantic pairing, and not Henry/Regina with Robin as an additional character.
2. I don't give a flying fuck whether people report me or my stories, as I've been very careful to follow the TOS and guidelines regarding posting and tagging.
3. I'm not purposely tagging Robin to piss people off or trigger people. I'm tagging Robin because he's in the story. I do this with all my stories.
4. OQ fans are literally the only people with an issue with the fact that I tag additional characters. I've posted just as many stories with Emma tagged as well and not had a single Swan Queen fan come after me for it.
5. There's a block feature. I post incest exclusively. If you don't want to see it, block me.
6. Along the lines of #3, I'm not going to stop tagging Robin if he's part of the story. If that causes people distress, I'm sorry, but that's not my problem. I'm using the tagging system as it is designed and intended. If you have a problem with that, take it up with the site developers.
7. This is the last I'm going to address the issue. Any comments left or PMs sent on the subject will be ignored or deleted, and anyone bitching about it will be blocked.

Several stories written with secretsillnevertell can be found on her account (and ao3).

1. Amore Vietato (Forbidden Love)
2. Magical Mishap
3. Unbroken
4. Knock Before Entering
5. Beneath the Apple Tree
6. Notebook: The Aftermath
7. Ghost in the Fire

BQ stories found on Archive Of Our Own that are not posted here:

1. Puberty and the Outlaw, the 5th part of the Puberty series (which was reported and removed, even though it didn't violate the TOS)
2. 1 (plus) 5 sentences, a tumblr askbox fic game, can be found on Archive Of Our Own and tumblr
3. Lessons from Mommy, a fic written by anonymous for my birthday, which I posted with permission

Non-BQ stories found on Archive Of Our Own that are not posted here:

1. Freedom and Rebellion, which is Regina/Rocinante (yes, her horse, and yes, like that)
2. The Look On Her Face, which is rapey, mindfuckery, canon-compliant Zelena/Robin and Zelena/Regina

Disclaimer: I am in no way advocating, supporting, or endorsing the actions taken in my stories. They are fiction, about fictional characters, and have no bearing on reality. Generally I don't feel like it needs to be said, but I'm saying it anyway: my stories are meant as neither guidelines nor inspiration and should not be taken as such.

1. Do not have sex with people under the age of consent.
2. Do not have sex with family members if it is illegal where you live. (If it's not, I have no opinion.)
3. Do not have sex with people who are not consenting (aka do not rape people).
4. Do not have sex with animals.