Hi there, I'm Doctor Panacea, but you can call me Pana, everybody does. Well, everybody online anyways * Cries because she realizes she has no life*.

There's not much to be known about me, I'm french, I'm female, I'm in my twenties and I can't do romance to save my life. That's it in a nutshell.

I prefer to write in English, but don't be surprised if I write some in french (mostly translations of stories I'll write (maybe.).

My likes ? Hmmm, I like fantasy a lot, no matter how it's written, celtic music, metal symphonic, and cooking (never forget cooking.)

I'm a newbie writer, we can't count the ... errrr... Thing, we wrote when we had definitely too much sugar in the blood, years ago with my lil' sister. It never existed. NEVER!

Since English isn't my mother language , you can expect lots and lots and lots of errors, which is why if someone wants to be my beta, feel free to pm me.

I like fantasy universes like the lord of the rings, Harry Potter or the Elder scrolls, but I don't mind those that can be a bit darker (somehow, even if I hate the endings, I can't help but love Persona 3 and Fate/extra.I know they're not fantasy...)

I have a lot of pet peeves about them though. And I'm pretty sure I'm going to get flame for admitting that .

Let's face it, good LoTR fanfiction is too hard to find, and I don't have a good enough mastery of the written language to even hope coming close of Tolkien's work of art.

Romance is so sappy and wrong in those fandoms it's traumatized me, so I'm running for the hills whenever it's tagged. seriously, Twilight readers, stay the heck away from me. Besides, just not liking the (censored) authors completely changing someone's orientation for no reason doesn't mean that I'm a homophoobic retard that has no appreciation for romance and that is so set in her antiquated ways that she wouldn't recognize True Love. (No, seriously, I got that response when I anonymously reviewed a Bruce wayne/Joker slash m-preg fic. To be honest, I didn't even read a line, the summary was enough.) (Poor baby, I'd hate being called a butt child ...)

Angst/ comfort. No, just, no. Just because harry has been abused the first eleven years of his life doesn'tmean he's gonna regress to a six years old and run to hugsugar daddy severus snape that wouldn't usually be caught dead at less than ten meters of him because he HATES HIM! GAAAAAH (flips table)

OCs. Somehow, when I weave through the LoTR and HP sections, I skip whenever there is an OC, because it's mostly either some fantasy of romance with the main cast, or we end up with a rewrite of the series. I read the dogdamned books, thankyouverymuch. Or we have all-Ocs stories that don't have anything to do with the universe itself... Probably going to do something about that though, maybe when I'll have drunk too much orange juice.

Harry Potter. Probably the most irrealistic potato I've ever had the displeasure to read about. Seriously, you learn some evil dark lord of apocalypse is after your life when you're eleven, that he killed your parents, and that he wouldn't stop hunting you until you're really dead, and you don't kick your ass to learn to survive ?

Oh, also the fact that he suddenly decided to date Ginny in fifth year. Nothing against her, but they never spoke before and him going after her speaks of Oedipal issues that leave me feeling slightly queasy (Potter men only go after redheads durr hurr hurr. Ugh.). Honestly, after book four, I thought he'd go after Luna, strangely enough, enough flags were raised by the end of fifth years, and her personality was good for him. Hell, she's the only one who managed to get him out of his brooding by befuddling the heck out of him. I would have totally seen them go around the world to explore and see new things outside of the UK (Harry) and find her creatures (Luna).Yeah, I'm a Harry/Luna supporter.

Hermione's like his sister, GInny's his best friend's sister and they don't know each other, if we forget the whole 'she's like my mother, even their temperaments are similar!' thing, his relationship with Cho (and to a lesser extent Parvati) went up in flames, he's too hard headed to look at the slytherins, most of the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff don't care, so yeah, Luna was the logical choice, really. Both lonely, having lost family members, considered insane the best days, Luna's nearly constant good mood and positive outlook on life could counter Harry's broodiness and isolationist tendencies. Besides, Luna's just that awesome.

All hail Luna !

Finally, Harry becoming some sort of sacrifice to save a society that didn't deserve it. Seriously, the wizarding world is a place full of bigoted isolationnists, that ruined his life (hey, anyone noticed the 'either choose the muggle side or us' ?) and Rowling conveniently forgot to expand on the world's history (I'm suuure Quidditch though the ages was a major plot point requiring an entire book instead of, oh , I don't know, a short story on this world's history and the origins of magic...)

Gods, HP pisses me so much even though I love it .