Mona is frighteningly good at French. Or maybe just frightening in general; Spencer hasn't decided yet.

Eliot rolls up his sleeves and sits down in front of the computer. "I'm in the server room. Hardison, tell me what to do." / Written as a gift for Prinzenhasserin in the WDLF exchange on AO3.

"It's okay, Emily. You could have told me." Emily takes a half-step back towards him. "Told you what?" "You're who Spencer was seeing."

"It's been three long years since he's been here, and one long minute he's been waiting at the door. Troy Barnes is coming home, and if there were any time for the dramatic music to start, it is now."

based on this prompt: Dee and the Waitress accidentally run into each other at a lesbian bar. They're both very flustered because they didn't want anyone to know they were both questioning their sexuality.

Nothing's ever as simple as you think it is.

Ron will go to any lengths necessary to get into the elusive Slug Club.

Draco is in Brussels on vacation with Pansy, and will go to any lengths necessary to get his hands on some Belgian Liqueur chocolates.

Harry and Malfoy, Auror partners, are sent undercover in a Muggle town to track down an ex-Death Eater stirring up trouble.

Dee comes out, and the rest of the gang reacts the only way they know how: making it completely about themselves. [Dee/Artemis, Mac/Dennis; script format]

Hermione receives a valentine from an unidentified secret admirer, and takes it upon herself to track them down.

Hermione has been doing some reading on "queer theory." Ginny and Luna are less than pleased with her opinions.

Ginny has never let herself dream of a girl.

Tonks is so utterly shocked by who it is that her hair turns bright pink. She hastily undoes the lock and chain, slamming her finger in the process, and then the door is open and there is Fleur.

Blood is spilled and plates are smashed.

Never Have I Ever is played at an inter-house party, and something is revealed that Hermione would rather have kept secret.

The gang goes ice skating. [clary x izzy; background luke/jocelyn, magnus/alec, jace/simon; posted to ao3 9/12/2016]

Cho is moving on. She's trying really hard to move on.

[Britta x Slater] Apparently, when you search TripAdvisor for family activities in the Greendale area, the first thing that comes up is the minor league baseball team, the Greendale County Fat Dogs. At least, that's what Annie says, and Britta can't check; she swore never to go on TripAdvisor again after it gave only two stars to her favorite vegan café. / posted to ao3 10/3/16

Hermione decides to get another cat, and is not thrilled at who is staffing Magical Menagerie.

Harry Potter is getting married to Cho Chang, and Ginny is tired of being asked if she's okay with it.

Romilda Vane asks Hermione if Harry is seeing anyone, and Hermione panics and says that he's seeing her. Predictable hijinks ensue.

The five stages of an unrequited crush.

The vampire clan switches over to email, and Simon seriously overestimates Raphael's knowledge of contemporary memes.

"You want me to dance around the living room?" / domestic linny fluff

Clary is teaching a pumpkin carving class for kids, and Isabelle brings Max.

"Jocelyn, have you met Clary's girlfriend?" Luke says. It's nice of him to be so supportive, except Clary doesn't have a girlfriend. She hasn't even talked to that many girls lately, except— Oh. "Isabelle's a great shadowhunter."

A high school AU in which Clary is terrible at Biology, and Izzy is terrible at remembering to do things.

AU where Isabelle followed Clary and Magnus into that basement thing in This World Inverted instead of Jace.

A missing scene in which Clary borrows Isabelle's clothes.

"I found your softcore porn from college" oops

if i could fall in love with a girl, it'd be her. those ifs are dangerous, you try them on like dresses; so easy to slide in and out of. if i kissed girls, i'd kiss her. if we kissed, it'd go like this.

Draco has nowhere to go on a cold night, and he just happens to know where Harry Potter lives.

You may have noticed that Simon's last name is the same as a certain form of winter precipitation. Baz and Penny certainly have.

They are friends, after all. Friends tell each other these things. Frankie x Britta.

Troy bought the Spanish book used, but it was not Jenny Adams who drew the hearts.

The drawing by Jenny Adams in his Spanish textbook got Troy thinking.

You can probably guess what this is going to be. (if not, it's fake dating.)

Ron never remembers his coat. Based on the prompt "casual defiance of gender stereotypes" from omniship-armada on tumblr.

Annie notices Troy's feelings for Abed, but their talking about it in the apartment has unforeseen consequences. This is based on a post by snakepeople on tumblr. And this is pretty mediocre.

Simon and Baz meet at a publishing party, years later.

In which Telemain gets hurt, and Morwen bandages him up. So, the usual. Scorn also features, but only her; I couldn't justify Morwen having any more than one cat at Hogwarts.

In which Hermione knows what's up before Harry does. Sort of. The entirety of the work takes place in the Great Hall. Hence the name. I've added a second chapter with the events from Malfoy's POV.

Set during 6th year. Hermione and Malfoy are the frontrunners for valedictorian at Hogwarts. Hermione notices Malfoy's grades are slipping and offers to study with him.

In which Baz and Simon linger after Chemistry.

In which Baz needs some experience to improve the quality of his writing. It's purely for educational purposes, you see.

In which Simon and Baz get very lost and very wet. There is rain. Kissing. Together? Read to find out.

In which Simon is feeling his lack of family more than ever, and Baz isn't really helping. Also posted to AO3.

Another story of Simon and Baz. The heat is out at Watford, and the boys are struggling to stay warm. I've changed the rating to T at the suggestion of a review, but there is some bad language. Please review if you enjoyed it. (or not)