Creepy-Gollum
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Joined 04-07-04, id: 567793
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Is out there anyone who really cares about our lives? Anyway...

Name:Even I am not THAT stupid!Just Creepy-Gollum for you...Or Jamie whatever you like.

Age: 14

Nationality:Greek(dammit!)

Hair colour:To my incredibly bad luck I have blonde hair...and I can do nothing about it!grumbles

Eye colour:Grey

Siblings:one sister(she's looks more like a cow than a human in my opinion,but lets not insult poor cows...)

F. books:The Lord of the Rings, Silmarilion,Harry Potter,The Hobbit and Artemis Fowl

F. music:Evanescence,Avril Lavigne,Linkin Park, Pink, Black Eyed Peas, Eminem

F. movies:Harry Potter,The Lord of the Rings,The Mummy,The Pirates of the Carribean, Timeline

F. Quotes:"Fool of a Took!"-Gandalf(The Lord of the Rings_The Fellowship of the Ring)

"It's like wearing a 'kill me' sign on the back of your cloak!" -Lord Voldemort(don't ask...)

"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same." -Anonymous

"You look sad... and bloody." Voldemort pointed out. Captian Obvious strikes again!- Lord Voldemort(from the don't ask thingy)

"Bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!" exclaimed Tom.

Severus stared.

"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" exclaimed Tom, still looking at himself in the spoon.-Lord Voldemort(yeah I know. Voldie rocks my world)

STORIES

~Sadistic Stars And Fluffy Bunnies~ COMPLETED

~The Curse Of The Fluffy Bunnies~ /under progress/

~Breaking the Habit~ /under progress/ I'm co-writing this with a friend under the pen name Evil Sheep... http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/2142923/1/

~Tainted Love~ /under progress/ This story is also co-written by wonderful Sadistra and me!


P.S. I also like meeting new people so feel free to send me mail!

AOL IM:CreepyJamie

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Stuck in Idiotville II by Lady Stone reviews
It was a part of their lives they vowed to forget... But what happens when they're forced to not only remember it, but relive it? ::Sirius, a secret LOLLIPOP FARMER?::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
All's Fair in Love and War by Rachey reviews
One-shot. Many years after their affair, Bellatrix finally exacts her revenge on Remus. This is a "missing scene" from OotP, taking place right after Sirius and company burst into the Department of Mysteries to save Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Remus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Diamond Mind by Fidelis Haven reviews
Diamonds do not break. They endure. And so will she." The thoughts of Bellatrix Lestrange in Azkaban, just prior to the ending of GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
Stuck in Idiotville by Lady Stone reviews
It was just a harmless prank! Until they got locked in a dark room with Snape! My, what shall The Marauders do? ::COMPLETE::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Boredom by Meg Kenobi reviews
Candyland, flaming house-elves and the facts of life are in store! Set the summer before OotP, mayhem ensues when the Marauders, the Weasleys and the Order of the Phoenix members are stuck inside Grimmauld place together. Chapter 4: Mary Sue visits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
The Rules of Attraction by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
Sirius takes it upon himself to set up the two most unlikely people. Chaos and uncomfortable situations are guarenteed, and believe it or not, romance. Short multichapter fic, RLNT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Bleeding Lilies reviews
The last year in Hogwarts for the Marauders is marked by a shocking incident.Lily Evans murdered. A crime of passion? Jealousy? Or perhaps was it the Dark Side? Remus and Sirius are supposed to find the real culprit...Not AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Curse Of The Fluffy Bunnies reviews
The Second War has begun and the Death Eaters along with Voldemort have numerous unimportant problems unaware of the fact that a terrible curse is upon them...sequel to Sadistic Stars And Fluffy Bunnies Yes totally AU, I decided not to follow the HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Sadistic Stars And Fluffy Bunnies reviews
The Death Eaters with Bellatrix in the lead have finally escaped from Azkaban and are now looking for the Dark Lord, but it's not an easy thing to do--especially if you're lost in the Muggle world...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,679 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Bellatrix L.