Bilbo Baggins is a respectable Hobbit with no need for shoes! However, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield thinks it would be a good idea. Thorin convinces the poor Hobbit to humor them. And that he does! (hint at Bagginshield in Laketown). Inspired by this BRILLIANT POST:

Mulan rewritten so that if Mulan/Ping was actually a boy - Ping himself! A misunderstood boy, taking his father's place in the army under the command of Captain Li Shang. But just how far will things go? Will the story be the same? Or will there be more blood and romance? A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.