"We received word of an off world threat; I need you to neutralise it." Loki wasn't expecting that. "Well that's nice; and the other Asgardian you have in your Fantasy Football league who actually likes you won't do it because...?" "Because Thor is the threat," Fury said, plainly.

The Patrician is dead. Long live the Patrician. Rated for mild language.

After the events of the Triwizard Tournament, Dumbledore seeks to improve wizarding relations with Muggles by asking every student to bring a piece of Muggle literature with them, to be enjoyed by all in the library. But when characters literally leap off the page and people go missing, it's up to Hermione to figure out who is behind the magic.