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Joined 02-04-14, id: 5504645, Profile Updated: 12-31-19
Author has written 6 stories for Desert Punk, Naruto, One Piece, Bakuman, and Gintama.

As seen above ( this nice little flag showing my location), English is not my first language. I try to write as best as I can. And well, the results always differ.

Then again I'm a very emotional being and like any other reviews make my day. Like seriously, I get one review and I'm literally screaming in delight.

About me- and mainly my writing (for those not interested, skip this part, like seriously, this paragraph isn't going to make you rich, famous or beautiful):

I'm currently living in a phase of 'write sth, erase it, write again, rewrite it, erase again and end up with a writer's block'.

The plot. It begins with an idea and ends up as a mess of 'I have no idea what's going on anymore here'. Sums up how I write. Also, the reason why it will take some time to write another chapter. Like lots of tiiiiiimmmee.

Any delays or other things will be published in a separate chapter, in the same chapter or on my profile.

Or I will simply leave the story as it is without any announcement till my dear friend Inspiration hits me with a frying pan and makes me update the next chapter or story.


Another Oc in One Piece- seeing as I'm on the 5th chapter, I think it would be good to mention that I plan on updating very sporadically as I'm still planning out the whole plot. Or when Idea strikes me with a baseball bat. About the story: Well, I've been doing my best to make it as realistic as possible. And I mean it. I try to convey anything that would be regarded as a priority in extreme situations from panic attacks (and how much I love torturing my character) and things like food, bath, looking for proper medical treatment before dying to maybe surviving or something.

Status of this piece of work:

Destined to be updated at least every three months. Or four. Maybe five. Heh. I meant six months. Six. (Read note below this vague statement to get a better and clearer vague statement)

Turns out that school is a place for beautiful ways of torture, murder, genocide, suicide, mental breakdowns and other colourful things of doom. Luckily warm milk and chocolate cookies save the day and this fanfic.


Dear void.

Or at least I think there is one reader out there looking at this. That makes it quite awkward, seeing as I don't know you very well, or at all so to say. At least you can't reply to me directly under this profile. Makes it little less awkward.

After such a long time, and what a long time it has been, I think I have reached the next level of writerhood on this site, and am on the way to achive the final form of Writer.

Just as not predicted by myself, after thinking, giving up, rewriting, attempting to rewrite, revising, the list is getting unnecessarily and exhaustingly long, revisiting good ol' days, adding stuff and then abandoning with the promise of not abandoning the next chapters of my current projects, I and the assembly of the last two or three standing writer's cells at the back of my mind's not so lovely behind, decided to post an older revised fic, which is absolutely not related to any of the already posted fanfics. And to top it off, this is also a long-term project without a set deadline and another promise to keep it alive and get back to it. At a later time.

Lest to be said, I'm proud.

and to whomever this may concern, congratulations and blessings, by all unclear entities in everyone's life, for the decision to read my ranting eulogy. You clearly seem to have an eclectic taste in reading material. And if you're waiting for another chapter of what stands below, I now pronounce you a knight of patience in the light and name of the entities of my last two standing writer's cells of my mind's behind. (the third one went on vacation)

I'm out to hallucinate.

Have fun y'all.

PS I'm still sure that this is the void I'm speaking with. Would be terrifying to see if it would talk back to me one day.

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Short moments of Yorozuya in the world of Naruto reviews
Written a year ago, found a while ago, and rewritten just now just to be abandoned a while later. Title says everything: The Gintama crew are swept into the Naruto world. And that's it. A tragic tale of a boy with glasses and his innocence, a local red-haired beauty and a protagonist who finds his soulmate.
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Gaara, Gintoki S., Shinpachi S., Kagura
The soul of ambition meets the heart of passion
Clinging to her ambition, Iwase chooses to work herself to the ground with her last resort, a story that will guarantee a comeback as a mangaka. Meanwhile Eiji with a heart of a boy, grows as a person, yet not out of his own stories. Both of them meet with their own stories, and interpretation of passion and determination.
Bakuman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,154 - Published: 12/31/2019
Another Oc in One Piece reviews
Published just to be left for a rather long period of time. Imagine a girl. A pessimist from our world. With an uncanny resemblance to the known fire-user. A girl who would rather spend her time at home than constantly having panic attacks. And whose main concern right now is getting back home at all costs while not getting killed. Like stated above. Just another Oc in One Piece.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Ace, OC, Whitebeard Pirates
Of a tiny girl that simply loved too much or felt too strongly reviews
A never-ending oneshot. A girl, at a tender age of 6, soft around the cheeks, a fresh mind in the academy, shy, teased for her looks, caught in the world of books, texts, researches. Nothing out of the ordinary. The problem: she took an interest in being near something not meant to touch. Something, that will leave her a bit more dazed, somewhat stranger and very fervent.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Just a tragic love story
And this is ladies and gentlemen in all its glory: A love story like none other. Or more like a crackfic like none other. Because the world seems not to have enough crackfics. A story that by all means should not have come to existence. Yet there it is. May your mind and sanity never be the same again.
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Complete
Fever reviews
A small oneshot and my first attempt at writing a story. Just some harmless fluff between the Desert Punk and his pupil. The only warning is that English is not my first language.
Desert Punk - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Complete