TheAutisticDuohide bio
 Author has written 31 stories for Borderlands, Naruto, Hunger Games, Maze Runner Trilogy, Assassin's Creed, Mad Max, Steven Universe, Despicable Me, Undertale, Bible, Overwatch, Rick and Morty, X-Files, Hamilton, Legend of Zelda, Ratatouille, Monster Hunter, Counter-Strike, For Honor, Dora the Explorer, and Web Shows. Some may know me as the 'Cyberbully Known as Greenie Weenie', but I am much more than that. Alas, I am not only Greenie Weenie, but also Kane Shepard. We both are two very autistic writers who are really stupid and dumb and we bumfrick on a regular basis. That is why we barely upload anything because we are too busy bumfricking. If you would like to hear more about the kind of bumfricking we do, please PM us. We would be more than happy to get into the itty, gritty details of the bumfricking that occurs. Please like and subscribe for more and don't forget to send hatemail to r/nosleep r/HFY and pretty much all of Reddit |
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Muffet's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Sans and Papyrus are invited to Muffet's picnic, but neither of the two expected the spider girl to be so gassy.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 1/18/2016 - [Muffet, OC] Papyrus, Sans
The Chan: How To Edge by Giraffe Cultist reviews
The birth of a Chan and hipster culture
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
spoongebeb does a thing by spongebobporn2014 reviews
it does a thing and then they fricked in teh bootee
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014
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The crystal niggers 2 reviews
Straight outta creativity
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/13 - Complete
Centurion goes to walmart reviews
Centurion is the best class because I'm gay for Rome ayy lmao fuckinggfd
For Honor - Rated: K+ - Esperanto - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2019
The good feeling of pain reviews
What can one woman do against her sexual urges for internet celebrities?
Crossover - Counter-Strike & Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/27/2018
Readyplayerone Goes to Monster Hunter World College reviews
Read or else
Monster Hunter - Rated: K - English - Western/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Baku, Claire, Disk, Ace Gunner - Complete
Dora and the readyplayerone fidget spinners reviews
I love Jesus, this story is for kids 3
Crossover - Ratatouille & Dora the Explorer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2018
Retarded Rick Fights Faca The Good OC reviews
you're gay just read it
Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2017 - Morty S., Rick S., OC - Complete
A Thousand Cuts reviews
poppy is a siren vault hunter who fights bandits and hyperion, but when she is caught in a love triangle between the vault hunters she has to make an epic choise... no bad reviews please
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5/2017
The legend of zelda: dawn of the wild reviews
Link forms an unlikely bond with a Bokoblin after falling unexpectedly, they form an intense emotional and sexual attachment to one another
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/30/2017
Breath of A Guy Who Doesn't Brush His Teeth A Lot reviews
your gay read it thnx
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2017 - Link, Telma, Yeto, Zill - Complete
My dad beats me so I've switched to water reviews
nice nice nice nice nice
Hamilton - Rated: K - Afrikaans - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/29/2017 - G. Washington
Skully And Mulder Take On A Jew reviews
OI VEY
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2017 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Retarded Rick Fights SJWS reviews
Retarded Rick from dimension R-047 dreams of shitting in every dimension in existence. But when the SJW Cucklord dimension steals his oppressive white, cis Morty, Retarded Rick's dream is put on-hold.
Rick and Morty - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Morty S., Rick S.
How Jack Stole My Virginity reviews
How the grinch stole christmas but the ghrinch is jack and christmas is my vergngity.
Borderlands - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Gaige - Complete
Junkrat Finds Himself (In Roadhog's Asshole) reviews
After a near-death experience that leaves Roadhog distraught and worried about Junkrat, they realize the love they feel for each other.
Overwatch - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Mako R./Roadhog, J. McCree
The Inferno reviews
Inferno opens on the evening of Good Friday in the year 1300. Traveling through a dark wood, Dante Alighieri has lost his path and now wanders fearfully through the forest. The sun shines down on a mountain above him, and he attempts to climb up to it but finds his way blocked by three beasts—a leopard, a lion, and Hitler.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Complete
Zer0 Hecc Of reviews
Short stories featuring Mordecai and Bloodwing just trying to survive, but being ruined by Zer0's goofy antics.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Mordecai, Zer0, OC
Papyrus' Whacky Adventures reviews
I'm going to kill myself if I keep writing garbage like this
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Papyrus, Sans, Alphys, Gaster
Undertaleexe reviews
A really scary creepypasta
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Papyrus, Sans, Toriel, Flowey - Complete
Sans Takes on ISIS reviews
Durka durka durka
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Papyrus, Sans, Undyne, Aaron
Sans' Spooky Adventure reviews
Nigger jews
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Crime/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Papyrus, Sans, Chara, Aaron
The Deepest Cut reviews
This story follows Rayven, one of the few girls chosen to be a warboy and her struggle with depression as he tries to fit in with the rest of Citadel. (first fanfiction pls dont post hate comments im sensitive)
Mad Max - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 9/27/2015
Boner Road: 50 Stages of Cancer reviews
When the outdated memes attack, it's up to Cancer Kid the warboy to stop them.
Mad Max - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015
Crawling In My Skin reviews
In the aftermath of Fury Road, a warboy has to live out in the desert with nothing but his crushed hopes and dreams and a single can of chrome spray paint, his only friend. With nowhere to go, and nothing to lose, the warboy slowly slips into a state of death. Read his adventure as he slowly dies of dysentery.
Mad Max - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2015
Stuart's Big Adventure reviews
Gru teaches Stuart a valuable lesson.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Gru, Minions - Complete
The Crystal Niggers reviews
Straight outta Compton
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Assassin's Creed: Black Fag reviews
Edward Kenway, James Kidd, and Black Bard venture out into the Caribbean looking for love or someshit I dunno just fucking read it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Edward K., Edward T./Blackbeard, Mary R., Stede Bonnet
The Spook Runner reviews
Pajama Sam: You Are What You Eat From Your Head To Your Feet
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Alby, Frypan, OC
In The End, It Doesn't Even Matter reviews
After the rebellion, Katniss reflects on her life and begins to regret some of the choices she's made. What if Snow would've just killed her? Would Panem be better off?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Katniss E., Martin, Leeg 1, Leeg 2
I'm Gonna Eat That Cake in the Kitchen reviews
Naruto and Sasuke like forks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ao - Complete
My CocaCola is Warm reviews
Krieg tries to blow up Japan. So dank memes read it bitch.
Borderlands - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Tiny Tina, Krieg, Fiona, Timothy L. - Complete
ZERO'S FUN WHACKY DAY reviews
Ur gay just read it
Borderlands - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Zer0, OC, Timothy L. - Complete
