Hi my name is Jessica, I'm 14, and I'm a southern girl! (Though I'm not proud of it) I'm kind of crazy sometimes, but I'm also very studious and levelheaded. I have a very unhealthy obsession with Zarter (See PenName); however, I secretly plan to find Brooklyn house, abduct Carter, and marry him in Northern Kansas. (Don't tell anyone!) Avid Ravenclaw! Luna and I would be best friends! I love love love LOVE to write, I'm a proud vegetarian, and I also love to sing! I like sushi, musicals, and French rap artists, especially Stromae, though I despise American rap artists for the following reasons:

1. I can never understand what in the world the rappers are saying, because they speak so fast, therefore, the music has no meaning to me

2. Most mainstream rap artists only rap about women, alcoholism, and drugs

3. I'm an annoying hipster, sorry

I have some friends that are totally into rap and are always (without success) trying to convert me to the dark side, but I refuse to give in to their miscreant ways! (I have no idea.) I also have this one friend who loves the whole underground rap scene, but I just can't get into it.

I only have one story as I am just getting acclimated with the site, but send me some PM's and I'll definitely write some more! I've been told I'm a grammar nazi, so I will do my best to become a Beta Reader...

Carter And Zia's Wedding:

http:///purpleninja0909/carter-and-zias-wedding/

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Acocrding to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

(From magicalunicorn000)

My Top 10 Favorite Songs:

WARNING: Do not read if you dislike Indie

1. Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros- Janglin'

2. Something Good Can Work- Two Door Cinema Club

3. Fixin'- Walk the Moon

4. Two Weeks- Grizzly Bear

5. Better- Regina Spektor (Is she Indie or Alternative?)

6. Breakable- Ingrid Michaelson

7. Popular- Kristin Chenoweth (from Wicked)

8. Master of the House- Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter (from Les Miserables, 2012)

9. Papaoutai- Stromae

10. Avf- Stromae