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Joined 01-20-14, id: 5469987, Profile Updated: 02-02-14
Author has written 5 stories for Star Trek: 2009, and Avengers.

A Little About Me

Hi, my name is Emma, and I live in the U.S. My favorite fandoms are (new ones are added every day, I assure you) Star Trek, The Avengers, South Park, and X-Men, although I read other stuff occasionally and on whims. Currently, I've only written stories for Star Trek because 1) I'm not very confident as far as grammar and stuff goes and 2) I've been obsessed with Star Trek the longest out of anything else. While I enjoy reading smut, I also like fluff, hurt/comfort (angst), crack, and friendship fics too. I don't mind AUs, but I don't really like them, I bounce back and forth on my opinion about lengthy fics, and I enjoy comedic and fluffy deaging and genderbent/swapped fics (which I find myself writing more and more of lately). I don't read crossovers unless I'm in a certain, open mood. As with any writer, I love a good review or comment and a follow or favorite, they make me smile :)

My Pairings (Listed From my Favorite to least favorite)

Kirk/Spock

Bruce/Tony

Leonard/Spock

Bruce/Clint

Tony/Bruce/Steve

Kyle/Stan

Kyle/Kenny/Cartman/Stan

Leonard/Kirk

Kyle/Cartman

Bruce/Betty (actually canon, wow! Although Kirk and Spock might as well be canon...)

Logan/Rogue or Jean

Chekov/Sulu

Spock/Uhura (Canon again!)

There are others, I'm sure

Favorite Types Of Stories

51 Fics, especially the fluffy and funny ones

Angst fics to pull at my heart-strings

Genderbent/swapped for a good laugh and to shake things up

Deaging because who doesn't like little blond Captains and stubborn Vulcan children running around causing chaos?

Fighting among couples (not physical violence) which leads to making up which leads to you know what

The occasional death fic which sits right with angst but I thought deserved its own line

Shameless smut (I'm not ashamed)

My Works

Dammit, I'm A Doctor Not A...(WIP but is really just a collection of ficlets)

Bones' List (WIP)

5 Times People Misinterpreted Jim and Spock's Relationship and One Time They Got It Right (Completed, yay!)

5 Times Jim Colored Spock's Hair and One Time He Colored His (WIP, but so close to being completed)

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Too Long A Memory: A Clintasha Short Story by Clarity's Illusions reviews
He's destroying himself. He has been for three months, four weeks, and six days. And all she can do is watch. She's always shared his grief, lightened the load by taking half of it on her own shoulders. But this time...this time, his sorrow is only his own.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The One with the Sea Monsters by Lenaellsi reviews
Spock really should have taken those swimming lessons back at the Academy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
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Bones' List reviews
Also known as 51 things that would end Leonard McCoy and Jim Kirk's friendship. (Pre-established Kirk/Spock)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike
Dammit, I'm A Doctor Not A reviews
Doctor Leonard McCoy of the U.S.S Enterprise is one thing and one thing alone (besides being a dad, an ex-husband, and one of the only people who can stand Captain Kirk) and that is being the goddamn CMO of the starship Enterprise. (Warnings: Lots of Swearing...thanks Bones)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones
The Real Hero reviews
Bruce didn't deserve to die being pushed off the top of the building. Tony thought Bruce deserved to go down in history as someone great. As someone who died giving his life, protecting others, being the hero Tony knew he was. (Implied future Science Boyfriends...oh and angst)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
In The Middle Of A Song reviews
"Steveā€¦" Natasha groaned, her voice breaking. It hurt so much more than she thought it would. She knew pain, she'd dealt with it all her life, but this-this wasn't pain. This was death. (Natasha/Clint implied romance and Natasha/Steve friendship)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
5 Times People Misinterpreted Jim and Spock's Relationship reviews
And 1 Time They Got It Right. Otherwise known as the crew of the Enteprise are much too observant for their own good. I do not own Star Trek or its characters. Warning for language and seemingly sexual situations that are actually innocent in nature. Rated M to be safe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/20/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete