Well, here's the deal. I am an

AVERAGE CANADIAN Canadian Canadian canadian cana...

Which means that I am a typically average person give or take a minor obsession with maple sugar (and all things maple) and a tendency to apologize to even inanimate objects.

I also have a pet beaver.

And well, how my stories work is a bit unusual. I don't plan stories. They kinda just happen. (No, my stories don't just come to me from a confused pelican who thinks he's a stork delivering a precious bundle of paper and muddled yet oddly enjoyable words.) I sit, I write, I post. I don't plan. Or at least, I don't plan or plot out the story in the beginning. As I'm making the story I'll imagine certain ways I could take it but never have a definite ending. It's like playing the wheel of fortune but instead of prizes there are 'POSSIBLE WAYS I COULD SUM UP THIS PILE OF TWIGS AND THUMBTACKS'.

So... I guess I'm sorry?

Wait I'm Canadian, that should stand out a bit.

I'M SO SORRY!

Ahhhh Thhaaat's better.

Okay well, I'm sorry for my erratic posting. I frustrate people leaving a cliffhanger and then disappearing for a month or two. Quite honestly, it might not be because I've lost interest or inspiration for that story, but because I've hit an inspiration streak for other stories.

Sure I currently only have two ongoing stories posted here, but in my docs I have nine.

Too many idea, too little amount of times. Relatable? I should think so. (Please, someone make that into a t-shirt, or like a mug. Couldn't you just see it?)

Relatable? I think so!

And why (you might ask) don't I post these nine other stories?

Because then I have to finish them. And that kind of pressure added into making the story makes it totally not fun.

Anyways, now I should probably get into the whole 'welcome to my profile' bit, but I think that ship has sailed. Adding in any personal information about myself here just seems useless too...

Ah, well. Just enjoy my stories. If they are in any sense, enjoyable. OOORRRR you could just check out the stories on my favorites list. Them are some cool stories there.

P.S, any newbies out there checking out my account just know that I have regrets in nearly all my plot lines. Spur of the moment sugar crazed 1 a.m extravaganza's that I did in the dead darkness of my tiny windowed room. Sooooo if you want to point out plot points you think are a bit weak then tell me and I can agree with you and we can become BFF's while discussing what I could do differently. OR WHAT I COULD CHANGE!! Sweet pickles from the planet pluto that's a good idea. I just thought of it now. I could totally just go back and like, change parts of stories.

Ladies and Gentleman I think I might be and am totally the new and improved Einstein of the 40 century. Hurrah for me.