Phenylketonurics
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Joined 11-30-13, id: 5360449, Profile Updated: 01-10-18
Author has written 5 stories for Night at the Museum, Naruto, Arcana, Nix Hydra Games, Warcraft, and Dragon Age.

hi i'm Cal and i have a lot of OCs

ask me about video games and the lord of the rings

scream at me about fandoms at or my kpop blog or find me on ao3 under Phenylketonurics

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The Ongoing Adventures of Meghan by FebruarySong reviews
Sequel to "The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby." After surviving the War of the Ring, Meghan and Legolas go to Mirkwood to start building the rest of their lives together. But things never go quite as smoothly as planned... [cover image by IndigoUmbrella]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,713 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Legolas, OC]
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 357,570 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
Ai wa Moumoku by Tonshi reviews
Seika Akane was born blind. After going through her life thinking she was useless, what will happen when she is given a chance at Konoha's Ninja Academy? Kakashi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,809 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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Of Crows
A collection of one-shots containing my Warden, Nakota, and her beautiful boyfriend Zevran. Implied content but nothing explicit.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,310 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2017 - [Zevran A., Tabris] OC
Dreadnaught
A look into my Death Knight because Wrath of the Lich King was sad, okay. Just a bunch of trash angst.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Arthas Menethil, OC - Complete
Ready, Set It Off
One-shots of Julian and Kaine, my apprentice. A place where Kaine acts like a hoe, because they are one. I love them anyway. Rated M for Kaine. Chapter 3 is a vampire!au because why the hell not?
Arcana, Nix Hydra Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,742 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Julian D., Apprentice
People Live Here reviews
Currently under renovations. The Akatsuki are in our world, and our two main characters fall into many, many cliche tropes that I hope aren't too deterring.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Deidara, Hidan, Akatsuki, OC
Thinking Out Loud reviews
An analysis of Octavius' feelings for Jedediah before, during, and after all three NatM movies. UPDATE: Second chapter up. From Jedediah's point of view.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete