![]() Author has written 21 stories for Wicked, Frozen, If/Then, RENT, and Carmilla. Formerly: Wickedly Hope Pancake I decided to update this profile after loweky abandoning it for a CRAZY LONG TIME. I am now older, wiser, and way more nerdy than I was when I started writing on this site- anyway, hope y'all enjoy my fics! THIS USER SUPPORTS FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS WARNING: The rest of my profiile I have decided to leave untouched and un-updated as an internet time capsule from my awkward middle-school years. (It's mostly just a LOT of Wicked: The Musical fan stuff) Anyway, you have been warned. The Wicked Creed When ever it rains, I promise to remember Elphie. When ever I see animal abuse, I promise to remember Doctor Dillamond. When ever I see someone with disabilities, I promise to remember Nessarose. When I see someone who's vanity blinds them, I'll think of Galinda. When I see someone who's changed for good through a death, I'll remember Glinda. When I hear about cruel dictators, I'll curse the Wizard and his deeds. When I see a bullying teacher, I'll remember Madame Morrible. When I see two lovers risking everything for the other, I'll remember Fiyero and Elphaba. When I hear children teasing another for differences, I'll remember Elphaba and her strength. When I see two friends fighting, I'll remember Glinda and Elphaba...and how one argument can effect the rest of your life. When I see a boy lovesick over a girl who'll never be his, I'll remember Boq. When ever I see a monkey chattering, I'll remember how hard Elphaba worked to get Chistery to talk. If you love Wicked, You'll think of this creed and post it in you profile If you have ever wanted to play Galinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree with the following statement, copy and paste this to your profile; Elphaba Melena Thropp, third Descending of Munchkinland and Heir to the Eminent Thropp is neither Wicked nor evil and is actually the most non-wicked person in Oz. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile If you are a RENThead and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile. If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile If you consider yourself a die-hard RENT fan, copy this into your profile! If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile. OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile! If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile. If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALACIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer! If you have ever run around your house when nobody was home carrying a broom and singing Defying Gravity at the top of your lungs (or really wanted to.) copy this into your profile. If the bass guitar part at the beginning of "Tune Up #1" makes your day every time, copy and paste this into your profile If you are determined to marry Anthony Rapp, even though he's gay and you're a girl, copy and paste this into your profile (it WILL happen...Lol) If you believe in the Loch Ness Monster, then copy this into your profile If you have ever accidentally fallen down the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run around your house without any shoes on in the winter when there was snow on the ground, and you couldn't feel your feet afterwards, copy this into your profile If you are an indigo,copy this into your profile If you have ever read a book while going to bed, finished it, and realized that it was morning and you didn't get ANY sleep, copy this into your profile. If you love science copy this into your profile If you know what Cryptozoology is then copy this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile. If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile. If you want to sing Let it go (from Frozen) every time it snows, copy this into your profile! If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile. If anyone randomly called you a freak, and you would be all like "psh, what was your first clue?" copy this into your profile If you cry every single time Angel dies in the movie, or when Roger starts to sing Your Eyes to Mimi, copy this into your profile. If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends think you're crazy, copy this into your profile! If you're so Wicked obsessed that you could see a green or blue-diamonded person walking down the street and not blink an eye, copy this into your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile. If you have ever tried to explain to two friends the difference between Animals, animals and humans and they didn't understand a word you said, copy this onto your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile (Totally me!) -If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile. If you just couldn't shut up about Wicked for weeks after you saw the play, and voraciously hunted for pirated clips on Youtube, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile! (I WILL be Elpbaba! MUAHAHAHA!!!) If you fantasize about the whole OBC of Wicked coming to your school for a day, copy this into your profile. If you are an empathic medium, copy this into your profile! If you listen to RENT religiously, and will sing any of the songs at the drop of a hat, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have gone to see Wicked on tour, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone thinks you're crazy/is scared of you from it, paste this on your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile If FANFICTION (especially for WICKED or RENT) is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. -If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you wish you could write with a feather pen, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile. - If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile! - If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. I'm not weird... My reality is just a little different than yours. If you agree, put this on your profile. When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason! Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of WICKED and they say no, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of RENT and they say no, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking! If you are a complete and total overly-obsessed, die-hard, green-skinned, magic-wielding Wicked fanatic to the point that your rants and tirades sometimes make the obsession seem unhealthy to others, and are admitedly overprotective of Elphaba, but extremely proud to admit all of this, and are more than willing to openly smack someone as hard as you possibly can with all the strength in your body if and when they say something bad about Elphie, copy/paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: |