I write stuff occasionally. It ranges from bad to mediocre. Sometimes though, on those rare moments when the stars align, it turns out slightly above average. I live for those moments.

Also, all types of reviews are welcome on anything I write. I like criticism especially. If it's really mean I like that too. Insults are also appreciated. If it's creative I will shamelessly steal it.

PM me if you have any questions, suggestions, recipes, or just wanted to leave a hateful comment. Spite is also allowed, as are mean phrases. Naysaying will be permitted, but I draw the line at abrogating. It's just too big a word for me to understand. Thanks.