Smeagol Fasir Kenobihide bio
Author has written 31 stories for X-Men, Lord of the Rings, Treasure Island, StarTrek: The Original Series, Magic School Bus, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Touched by an Angel, Jurassic Park, Charles Dickens, Star Wars, Animorphs, Harry Potter, and X-Men: The Movie. My name is Smeagol Fasir Kenobi. Obviously not my real name. I'm not going to tell you my real name. Honestly, I haven't been on here in quite a while and don't know when I'm going to get around to posting anything. What I have posted was written quite a while ago. Some of it is quite ridiculous. Most of the longer stories have hit a big roadblock. Some of the shorter ones are just plain amusing - even if they weren't originally meant to be - and I've kept them posted more for my own amusement than anything else. I do have two stories that I'm working on, neither of which have any chapters posted at the moment because I've picked up the habit of not posting things until I've finished them. That way, people aren't bugging me for the next chapter, and I don't feel pressured. I don't like pressure. So, yeah, that's my explanation for why I haven't posted anything in a long time. |
How To Write Moi Without Looking Idiotic, By Q by Alara Rogers reviews
Q gives Voyager fanfic writers advice on how to write him properly.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Q - Complete
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The Edge of Our Dreams reviews
Sequel to One Our Hope in Despair. Three years later, Monica stumbles onto the mystery of Morgan's death and learns the truth.
Touched by an Angel - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Complete
Danger on the Anduin reviews
When a storm strikes on the Anduin River, the Fellowship is separated, and several members are injured. Where will they go? How long can they survive? Will the Ring ever be destroyed? T for violence. They do not spend whole time on the Anduin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,791 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Boromir, Legolas
Who We Really Are reviews
A couple unexpcted visitors in Ms. Frizzle's class help the students see who they can really be when they're under enough pressure.
Magic School Bus - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
The Song of the Shadows reviews
On Christmas Eve, the people in a church panic when the powers of a young mutant are unexpectedly revealed. Can Tanya learn to cope with her newfound abilities? Will she join the XMen or Magneto?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Nightcrawler, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
A Horcrux? reviews
My theory about the last Horcrux. Just a joke, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Ringbearer reviews
Well . . . if I give away who the new Ringbearer in the story is, I'll ruin the suspense. But this is funny. Only rated PG for . . . swordfights involving a . . . certain Gondorian and a certain Ranger. And horses almost trampling Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Force is Everywhere reviews
What happens when Obi-Wan's message to Coruscant from Geonosha is never received? Can he survive without the aid of the Jedi? And what happens when he finds himself in a strange world?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,254 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
The Demise of Harry Potter reviews
Voldemort, Snape, and Wormtail plot the demise of Dumbledore and Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Recipe for Chaos reviews
Insane fic where Pippin and Faramir are thrown into an open clearing with several random characters from random books and movies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Peregrin T., Faramir - Complete
All that I Fear to Lose reviews
Just a couple thoughts from Anakin's point of view.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Northeast reviews
While pursuing the UrukHai towards Isengard, Legolas has a blonde moment.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Silent Fate reviews
A plot twist on Nemesis. Shinzon is taken aboard the Enterprise. Can he be saved?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2005 - J. Picard - Complete
Little Fly reviews
Short oneshot. Frodo and Gollum have an argument about a certain song.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Gollum, Frodo B. - Complete
Unforgivable Darkness reviews
Short oneshot from Professor Snape's point of view. My thoughts as much as his, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Southern Winds of an Unknown World reviews
When Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are captured by strange creatures, the rest of the Fellowship must join with a very strange group to rescue them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Faramir, Legolas - Complete
On the Breath of Dawn reviews
Prequil to One Our Hope In Despair. How Henry met Athos in the first place
Touched by an Angel - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
The Enemies reviews
When Tobias stumbles across two humans fighting in the woods, chaos erupts. Is either of them a Controller? Who can be trusted?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
The Strength of Good reviews
Ian Malcolm, Alan Grant, Richard Levine, and Billy find themselves back at Site B with a group of friends trying to save their worst enemy. PG13 for violence.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
Darth Marshmallow reviews
Anakin and Palpatine get in a fight over Anakin's new name.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
The Fellowship Effect reviews
What happens when a newly formed Fellowship meets chaos theory? Will they ever make it back and destroy the Ring? Lord of the Rings meets Jurassic Park. PG13 for violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
One Our Hope in Despair reviews
For Andrew, the day starts out as an ordinary assignment in a classroom full of highschoolers. What it leads to is an adventure that will test the limits of what he believes possible. T for violence.
Touched by an Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,096 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
Let Me Help reviews
Okay, remember that episode where Q wants to join the crew of the Enterprise? This is what happens in some alternate timeline where he actually gets to.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Q, Guinan - Complete
Think About Your Lunch, Pippin reviews
Spoofs of Think about your life, Pippin and Morning Glow from the musical Pippin. Think about your lunch, Pippin, and Rising Dough
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Avanwe's Quest reviews
Two Elves make a bet. Avanwe has to get the Fellowship to perform a play - perfectly. Is it possible?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
What Has Passed Between Us reviews
A few thoughts from Jacob Marley's point of view.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Complete
The Good of this World reviews
Two soldiers whose worlds have been virtually destroyed find comfort in each other. PG for a very brief battle scene.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Faramir - Complete
A Chance reviews
A new SearchandRescue angel's first assignment. But things go wrong when the assignment isn't what she thinks it will be. Jurassic Park crossover.
Touched by an Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Complete
Captain Silver meets, well, a lot of stuff reviews
Captain Silver and his new crew are ready to sail. What they will run into, though, is still a mystery. PG13 for swordfights, arrows, guns, killer robots, and such.
Treasure Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete
Morlin's Tale reviews
While on a visit to a humanuninhabitable world, Spock is sent down to find out more. But things go horribly wrong and Spock's life comes to rest in the hands of a disabled alien teenager. How long can they survive? . . .
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Denethor's Song reviews
Basically, a few thoughts before Denethor dies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Denethor - Complete
The XMen Meet the Woodland Wanderers 'nuff said reviews
The Xmen meet a very strange group and together they try to save the world from everyone else
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Complete
