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 Author has written 6 stories for Star Fox, Mario, Star Wars, Super Smash Brothers, and Earthbound. The Eccentric Non-Life of a Congenial Fool Pasta's Bio I love being an author, except I never have the time for it... and I don't exactly have much of a life either. I'll do my best to unravel the thousands of thoughts running through my mind per second in order to create quality works. If you have any ideas, concerns, opinions, suggestions, complaints, rants, or if you just want to talk, I urge you to send me a message. I'm a pretty congenial person. The only thing I could possibly warn you about is that I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi. My preferences are cartoons or video games such as Megaman, Starfox, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, My Little Pony (FiM), Homestuck, and a lot more that I can't really name at the moment. I'm also a HUGE manga reader and anime watcher... Like what, you ask? Well, things like Neon Genesis, Nisekoi, Fullmetal Alchemist, Shakugan no Shana, Eden of the East, A Certain Magical Index (also A Certain Scientific Railgun), Jing King of Bandits, and a whooooooole lot more. What about my writing? Yeah, I was getting to that. I do creepypastas, tragedy, science fiction, adventure, fantasy, a bit of romance, maybe some comedy, or anything else upon request (as long as it's legitimate and/or something I'll be able to write about). My stories have a really wide range of themes because I'm extremely multi-personalitated. Therefore, I'm interested in basically everything. (In case you're wondering, I made that last phrase up) Anywho, I hope you enjoy what I have to offer. Peace out, home cats. -PastaUnit01- | |||||||
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I Can't Deny It Anymore by SmAsHBrownGuy reviews
Seishirou Tsugumi: master assassin, Chitoge Kirisaki's guardian...and in love with Raku Ichijo, the one guy that she can't have...or can she? When Seishirou takes a long needed vacation at Chitoge's recommendation, she thinks that she'll be able to escape it all. But from the moment she encounters Raku on the plane there, she knows this vacation will be anything but normal...
Nisekoi/ニセコイ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,249 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/1/2019 - Published: 5/25/2014
Star Fox: Hope Like Ice by XxSanitariumxX reviews
The retelling of the epic story of two people who want nothing more than to kill the other, but are forced to rely on each other to stay alive. A lynx named Miyu and a human named Raye must set aside their hatred and work together, but their hatred for each other keeps them at each others throats.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Miyu, OC
Follow the Wolves by Salaeren reviews
The threads of fate are twisted and severed, and one destiny is traded for another. An unexpected development at Mount Fake allows Tatsumi to follow a different road, one he now walks with General Esdeath by his side. But alone, the Jaegers and Night Raid stand no chance against the virulent corruption within the Capital. Two wolves, together on the hunt, must join their packs...
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 119,062 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Tatsumi, Esdeath] [Wave, Kurome]
Star Fox: Exchange Student by XxSanitariumxX reviews
A young human teen is sent to Corneria to attend Roswell High in hopes to shed a little light upon whether or not humans and Cornerians can coexist. But with a guy like Relics as the exchange student, there are sure to be some kinks to that plan.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 251,811 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Fox M., Miyu, OC
Different Kinds of Strength by Dienekes reviews
Esdeath has always known that strength was the most important virtue in a violent world. But will the strength that has carried her this far also apply to matters of the heart? She struggles to reconcile her overwhelming power in battle with her seeming powerlessness with Tatsumi in a brutal self-reflection that exposes the core of the Empire's strongest.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,316 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014
Green Tea by freeflight reviews
Peace and quiet: the concept seems foreign to Ruri Miyamoto, now that her friends consist of, well, Raku's crazy harem and his perverted best friend. But that's okay. To her, it's perfect.
Nisekoi/ニセコイ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Ruri M., Shu M. - Complete
The Oasis by K.S. Reynard reviews
When Fox is sent to a desert world far outside the Lylat System to investigate a possible nuclear threat, he finds much more than he first anticipated. With his initial objective compromised, he is forced to work alongside a suspicious bounty hunter named Scarlet to prevent a catastrophe with the potential to bring all life in the Lylat System to an end. COMPLETE
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 227,730 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [Fox M., Krystal, OC] - Complete
Wingmates by Boondock Jake reviews
With the new addition of Krystal to the team, Fox couldn't be happier as they find their affections for one another growing. But the rest of the team questions Fox's decision and Krystal's capabilities as an uneasy tension begins to form, especially with the recently returned Falco.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Fox M., Krystal] Falco L., Peppy H. - Complete
Mutiny and His White Walls by Beyond An Anomaly reviews
The light was blinding, as he was blinded by the greed and the primate. The Aparoids were to be the greatest thing to ever happen to him...and he was soon to be part of the ultimate existence. A shame his former team would never understand...
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Wolf O'D., Leon P., Andrew O., Pigma D. - Complete
Reptilia by Serpent P reviews
Exhausted and bitter three weeks after the Aparoid Invasion, Fox finds himself drifting away from his team. He thought accepting a harmless mission from a Space Dynamics researcher would calm his nerves; instead, it forces him to rediscover himself and thrusts him into a world of piracy, politics, stalkers, business wars, and romance. Complete!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,414 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Fox M., Wolf O'D.] - Complete
Summer's Winter by MissWhimsicalLyrics
On the way to Mount Zephyra, friends Violet Winter and Summer Leaf learn to become the best wind knights in the kingdom.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2013
A New Enemy by Voice in the Night reviews
Fox and Krystal begin to realize that their feelings for each other go deeper than either of them first thought, but before they can act on them, an old rival teams up with a new foe to cause big trouble. Will new allies provide the help they need? R&R!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,339 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Fox M., Krystal, Falco L., Slippy T.
Broken by Cpt.Fox reviews
Fara or Krystal? Which one does he love more? Or does it even matter?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,754 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Fox M., Krystal - Complete
Riviera: Æsir of Deception by Iscil reviews
The desperate struggle for the fate of Riviera was only the beginning...
Riviera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
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To Reach the Summit reviews
Ever since Ninten rescued Ana out of Snowman, they both obviously never wanted to admit it, but feelings were developing... As their journey continued, they deepened greatly. But what will it truly take for their emotions to finally be revealed? The path ahead of them is full of incredible danger as Ninten's team strives to save their planet, and the situation grows critical...
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Ninten, Loid, Ana, Teddy
A Destiny Entwined reviews
A crash landing in an odd location has given the two remaining members of the Star Fox team the beginning of a new adventure. It seems, however, that the winds of fate have caused Fox to tangle with a new and peculiar face in an entirely different realm, and another impending disaster from afar threatens the Lylat as it recovers from its earlier conflicts. Not much time remains...
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Fox M., OC
Picking Up Chicks for Dummies reviews
Fox McCloud, the love expert, encourages his new teammate Sky to look for love, as he is taught to have confidence. However, under Fox's guidance, the one that Sky found causes things to take a turn for the more difficult. Finding his predicament harder than he anticipated, he is determined to continue seeking Fox's advice in order to perhaps catch a glimpse of what love is like...
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Fox M., Krystal, Miyu, OC
Mr Resetti Gets Upsetti
An interview featuring one of the most popular assist trophy figures, hailing from Animal Crossing! Ask a few questions, make some banter, poke around a bit, and what happens? Oh, the hilarity ensues! Read to find out! (Completely clean, first published humorous piece, reviews are highly appreciated)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Mr. Resetti - Complete
Anakin Skywalker: Fastest in the Galaxy
Skywalker's victory at the Boonta Classic didn't mark the end of his racing days... Rather, it provided a new threshold bursting with opportunities to travel the galaxy and continue his career! Danger and excitement lie in store for the young prodigy as he scales every obstacle in an attempt to reach the pinnacle of pod-racing history.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Published: 10/22/2013
A Golden Memory reviews
An unexpected discovery leads to the partial revival of a glorious past, a bountifully fun-filled childhood of classic gaming... but will things be the same as they used to be? Creepypasta involving classic Super Mario Land; rated T for mildly frightening imagery.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013
